Famale Chauvinism

by Scorpion 2 Replies latest social humour

  • Scorpion

    Subject: Female Chauvinism

    One for the ladies and those who love 'em. >>

    A little revenge for all the "male" >chauvinism

    Men are like.....Floor Tiles. If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

    Men are like.....Bank Accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

    Men are like.....Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

    Men are like.....Coffee. The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all night.

    Men are like.....Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.

    Men are like.....Computers. Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

    Men are like....Coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

    Men are like.....Copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

    Men are like.....Government bonds. They take a long time to mature.

    Men are like.....Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

    Men are like.....Lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

    Men are like.....Parking spots. The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are either disabled or extremely small.

    Men are like.....Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

    Men are like.....Place mats. They only show up when there's food on the table.

    Men are like.....Snow storms. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long they'll last.

    Men are like.....Used Cars. Easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable.

    Men are like.....Mascara. They usually run at >the first sign of emotion.

  • Mimilly

    APPLAUSE! I loved it! Thanks for sharing these gems Scorpion.

    I especially loved the mascara one.


  • safe4kids


    Men are like.....Mascara. They usually run at >the first sign of emotion

    Especially true in my experience...show me a man who actually UNDERSTANDS and isn't afraid of his own emotions...PLEASE! *sigh* maybe it's just me....


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