Masturbation the hidden epedemic

by felix a 30 Replies latest social relationships

  • Mac
    Mac

    Ona, was that a signature, or an answer to your own question?

  • onacruse
    onacruse

    Mac, hehe, I'm just so proud of the variations of "onacruse" that have been handed to me (onacurse, omnicurse, onicorset, oinkacurse, onaclutz, onaunisexcruise, unibicruise, onadelusion, onatuse, onagig, onacrucifixion, onavergeofamentalbreakdown, onasolocruse, etc, etc) that I couldn't help but post as the most enduring of them all......onanism!

    ROFL

  • RandomTask
    RandomTask
    she cannot stand the pain of seeing him masturbate away

    Masturbate away? I mean what does he do, whittle it down to the size of a toothpick? Now thats painful!

  • RandomTask
    RandomTask

    By the way everyone, bear in mind that masturbation is a touchy subject.

  • The Alchemist
    The Alchemist

    I don't know what epedemic means but I do know I always kept mine hidden.

  • Klaus Vollmer
    Klaus Vollmer

    CO: what do you think about masturbation?

    answer: O-na-nie - in German that means: o - hm-never

    I reemember a circuit assembly with that theme where most of the teenagers were outside of the auditory, walking in the wardrobe rooms.

    I guess they've learned to change the hand after counting to 10 each time

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere
    By the way everyone, bear in mind that masturbation is a touchy subject.

    Booooooo!

    Sssssssssss!

  • Pistoff
    Pistoff

    Truly, our food at the proper time from the FSD; i am currently deciding how to offer it at the door (the magazine i mean)

  • Dismembered
    Dismembered

    "By the way everyone, bear in mind that masturbation is a touchy subject."

    No RT, remember it's a "secret sin" (WTBS sometime in the 80's)

  • TheSurvivor
    TheSurvivor

    Hey didn't Michael Jackson write the song "Just Beat It" when he was still a witness? LOL. Man, he sure can "whip" out a tune can't he! I wonder how old he was when he discovered he could really "jam." Maybe that is why he wears that glove.....to cover all the excess hair growing on his knuckles. LOL.

    TheSurvivor....Geez, sometimes I just crack myself up.

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