How do you know for sure when your'e insane???

by Celtic 19 Replies latest jw friends

  • sunshineToo

    LOL @ Farkel & BONEZZ

    When I react without any self-control.

  • Satanus

    Go see a shrink, you idiot. Simple!


  • ashitaka

    Stab yourself in the arm with a red-hot poker....if you laugh out loud and become aroused, seek help.


  • Celtic

    Too funny, do, please carry on ....

  • Crazy151drinker

    Why would all those doctors of mine be lying?

  • Crystal

    When you behave normal,In an insane situation.

  • Been there
    Been there

    If you THINK you are, you're not.

  • SYN

    You're insane when the term "Waiting On Jehovah" actually sounds reasonable to you.

  • Sentinel

    I suppose that would be when you believe that it is everyone else around you that is insane, and you are the only one that is sane.


  • Cassiline


    Just checked with the AMA they said these were definate signs!! I have bolded the ones I have had problems with in the past before.

    * You write to your mother in Germany every week, even though she sends you mail from Iowa asking why you never write.

    * You wake up each morning and find yourself sitting on your head in the middle of your front lawn.

    * You wear your boxers on your head because you heard it will ward of evil dandruff spirits.

    * You have a predominant fear of fabric softener.

    * Everyone you meet appears to have tentacles growing out of them, in places you wouldn't even expect tentacles to be growing from!

    * You're always having to apologize to your next door neighbor for setting fire to his lawn decorations.

    * Every commercial you hear on the radio reminds you of death.

    * You laugh out loud during funerals.

    * Nobody listens to you anymore, because they can't understand you through that scuba mask.

    * You begin to stop and consider all of the blades of grass you've stepped on as a child, and worry that their ancestors are going to one day seek revenge.

    * You have meaningful conversations with your toaster. (Well, it's a better conversationalist than the waffle iron!)

    * You collect dead windowsill flies.

    * Every time the phone rings, you shout, "Hey! An angel just got its wings!"

    * You like cats. Especially with mustard.

    * You scream "I've got a knife!" while wielding your toothbrush to people who try to sell you things.

    * You cry at the end of every episode of Gilligan's Island, because they weren't rescued.

    * You put tennis balls in the microwave to see if they'll hatch.

    * Whenever you listen to the radio, the music sounds backwards.

    * Your dentist asks you why each individual tooth has your name etched on it, and you tell him it's for security reasons.

    * When the waiter asks for your order, you ask to go into another room to tell him, because "the napkins have ears."

    * You tend to agree with everything your mother's dead uncle tells you.

    * You call up random people and ask if you can borrow their dog, just for a few minutes.

    * You argue with yourself about which is better, to be eaten by a koala or to be loved by an infectious disease.

    * You like to sit in cornfields for prolonged periods of time, and pretend that you're a stalk.

    * You think that exploding wouldn't be so bad, once you got used to it.

    * People offer you help, but you unfortunately interpret this as a violation of your rights as a boysenberry.

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