LOL @ Farkel & BONEZZ
When I react without any self-control.
How do you know for sure when your'e insane???
by Celtic 19 Replies latest jw friends
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Satanus
Go see a shrink, you idiot. Simple!
SS
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ashitaka
Stab yourself in the arm with a red-hot poker....if you laugh out loud and become aroused, seek help.
ash
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Celtic
Too funny, do, please carry on ....
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Crazy151drinker
Why would all those doctors of mine be lying?
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Crystal
When you behave normal,In an insane situation.
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Been there
If you THINK you are, you're not.
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SYN
You're insane when the term "Waiting On Jehovah" actually sounds reasonable to you.
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Sentinel
I suppose that would be when you believe that it is everyone else around you that is insane, and you are the only one that is sane.
Karen
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Cassiline
Celtic
Just checked with the AMA they said these were definate signs!! I have bolded the ones I have had problems with in the past before.
* You write to your mother in Germany every week, even though she sends you mail from Iowa asking why you never write.
* You wake up each morning and find yourself sitting on your head in the middle of your front lawn.
* You wear your boxers on your head because you heard it will ward of evil dandruff spirits.
* You have a predominant fear of fabric softener.
* Everyone you meet appears to have tentacles growing out of them, in places you wouldn't even expect tentacles to be growing from!
* You're always having to apologize to your next door neighbor for setting fire to his lawn decorations.
* Every commercial you hear on the radio reminds you of death.
* You laugh out loud during funerals.
* Nobody listens to you anymore, because they can't understand you through that scuba mask.
* You begin to stop and consider all of the blades of grass you've stepped on as a child, and worry that their ancestors are going to one day seek revenge.
* You have meaningful conversations with your toaster. (Well, it's a better conversationalist than the waffle iron!)
* You collect dead windowsill flies.
* Every time the phone rings, you shout, "Hey! An angel just got its wings!"
* You like cats. Especially with mustard.
* You scream "I've got a knife!" while wielding your toothbrush to people who try to sell you things.
* You cry at the end of every episode of Gilligan's Island, because they weren't rescued.
* You put tennis balls in the microwave to see if they'll hatch.
* Whenever you listen to the radio, the music sounds backwards.
* Your dentist asks you why each individual tooth has your name etched on it, and you tell him it's for security reasons.
* When the waiter asks for your order, you ask to go into another room to tell him, because "the napkins have ears."
* You tend to agree with everything your mother's dead uncle tells you.
* You call up random people and ask if you can borrow their dog, just for a few minutes.
* You argue with yourself about which is better, to be eaten by a koala or to be loved by an infectious disease.
* You like to sit in cornfields for prolonged periods of time, and pretend that you're a stalk.
* You think that exploding wouldn't be so bad, once you got used to it.
* People offer you help, but you unfortunately interpret this as a violation of your rights as a boysenberry.