If I have to keep substituting perfectly good cuss words with mamby pamby words like "gosh Darn" and "Bottom orifice" I think I'm going to blow my gosh darn brains out.
Simon, PLEASE let me cuss once in a while! Once a week would be great and I'll only use non offensive words without sexual connotations like.........................................
Ahhhhhhh screw it!
I saw Simon use the "f" word once. I never used it on this bord until I saw him use it. At least I don't think I did, frick it, I don't remember. Now look what you made me do, I said "frick" What in the heck does "frick" mean? Iv been playing on this bord all day and haven't done a second of real work. I wonder how many posts I have left in the 25 a day limit?
No cussing and 25 a day post limit are good rules, seriously, I'm not kidding. I'm not being sarcastic here, I'm being serious. I like the rules. I never post the limit. In the two years Iv been on this bord I have never posted a daily limit. Do I get some kind of a prize for that? Like......letting me use just a few cuss words?
I feel like my mind has been taken over by Mother Teresa and I have a strange urge to go feed some poor people with an oversized handkerchief on my head wand bent over in baggy robes that make me look like Yoda.
I wonder what's on TV right now?