One sunday a pastor preached an emotionally- charged sermon about temperancewith great passion, He said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river.' with even greater emphasis, he added, 'And if I had all the wine in the world , I,d take it and throw it into the river.' and finally, he exhorted the congeration, and if I had all the whiskey in the world , I'd take it and throw it into the river'. Amen! He sat down.
The choit director then stood very cautiously and announced with a pleasant smile, ' for our closing song, let us stand and sing hymn no 365 'shall we gather at the river.'
Temperance
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ashitaka
LOL. Good one.
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