best one liners

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  • comforter

    who you believe do the best one liners in movies? Comforter feel bruce willis and arnold scharznegger are best. bruce specially give good one liners before he blow someobody away. <LOL>


  • Crazy151drinker

    Clint of course.....

  • LuckyLucy

    "You talkin to me"

    Who said that?

  • Crazy151drinker

    Al Pachino!

    You ******* Talking to ME!

    Sorry, no F words!

    Edited by - Englishman on 14 August 2002 15:2:15

  • ThiChi

    "Did you get a free bowl of soup with that hat? Don't get me wrong, it looks good on you!"

    "Now I know why tigers eat their young....."

    From the movie Caddy Shack

    Edited by - thichi on 14 August 2002 14:59:45

  • Dismembered

    "I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?"

    Meet The Parents - Robert Deniro

  • ashitaka

    "That's because she's got a....GRREEAAATTT ASSSSSSS!!!"


  • latinadivina

    "I missed the part where that's my problem."-Spiderman

    If you have ever worked with children and have them whining at you about something, this is the idea that pops to mind the most often.

  • Crazy151drinker

    Hey! Its the dance of the living dead

    Caddy shack

    "I know what you're thinking punk, you're thinking did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth I kinda forgot myself in all this excitement. But being this here's the 44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question, Do I feel lucky? Well do ya punk?"

    From "Dirty Harry."

    "Well opinions are like assholes, everybody has one."

    From "The Dead Pool."

    Captain McKay: "I'm transferring you to personel."

    Harry Callahan: "To personel, that's for assholes."

    Captain McKay: "I was in personel for ten years."

    Harry Callahan: "Ya."

    From "The Enforcer."

    "You forgot your fortune cookie. It says you're shit out of luck."

    From "The Dead Pool."

    " To hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms."

    From "The Outlaw Josey Wales."

    Sorry, some of those are not one liners! Thank you Rod for letting me steal those....

  • Soledad

    Nobody beats Yogi Berra and his one liners:

    "you can observe a lot just by watchin'"

    "this is like deja vu all over again"

    "You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there."

    "I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early."

    "If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else."

    "If you can't imitate him, don't copy him."

    "You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."

    "Baseball is 90% mental -- the other half is physical."

    "It was impossible to get a conversation going; everybody was talking too much."

    "Slump? I ain't in no slump. I just ain't hitting."

    "A nickel isn't worth a dime today."

    "Nobody goes there anymore; it's too crowded."

    "It gets late early out there." --

    "Do you mean now?" -- When asked for the time.

    "I take a two hour nap, from one o'clock to four."

    "If you come to a fork in the road, take it."

    "You give 100 percent in the first half of the game, and if that isn't enough in the second half you
    give what's left."

    "90% of the putts that are short don't go in."

    "I made a wrong mistake."

    "Texas has a lot of electrical votes." -- During an election campaign, after George Bush stated that Texas was important to the election.

    "Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself." -- After being told he looked cool.

    "I always thought that record would stand until it was broken."

    "Yeah, but we're making great time!" -- In reply to "Hey Yogi, I think we're lost."

    "If the fans don't come out to the ball park, you can't stop them."

    "Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel."

    "It's never happened in the World Series competition, and it still hasn't."

    "I'd say he's done more than that." -- When asked if first baseman Don Mattingly had exceeded expectations for the current season.

    "The other teams could make trouble for us if they win."

    "He can run anytime he wants. I'm giving him the red light." -- On the acquisition of fleet Ricky Henderson.

    "It ain't the heat; it's the humility."

    "The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase."

    "You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."

    "I didn't really say everything I said."

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