Kids' Comments

by Prisca 4 Replies latest social humour

  • Prisca

    Seal Of Approval

    When the mother returned from the grocery store, her small son pulled out the box of animal crackers he had begged for, then he spread the animal-shaped crackers all over the kitchen counter.

    "What are you doing?" his Mom asked.

    "The box says you can't eat them if the seal is broken," the boy explained.
    "I'm looking for the seal."

    Good Morning Folgers Coffee

    A grandmother was surprised by her 7 year old grandson one morning - he had made her coffee. She drank what was the worst cup of coffee in her life.

    When she got to the bottom, there were three little green army men in the cup.
    She said, "Honey, what are these army men doing in my coffee?"
    Her grandson said, "Grandma, it says on TV 'The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup!'"

    Kitten Litter

    A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a new litter of kittens.

    On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother, "There were two boy kittens and two girl kittens."

    "How did you know that?" his mother asked.

    "Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he replied. "I think it's printed on the bottom."

    Aging Accessories

    While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my four-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs.

    One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The tooth fairy will never believe this!"

    Bird's Last Rights

    While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, a minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt. His five-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin. Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small box of cotton batting, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the deceased.

    The minister's son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought his father always said:
    "Glory be unto the Faaaather. And unto the soonnn... and into the hole he gooooes."

    Wasted Education

    A little girl had just finished her first week of school.
    "I'm just wasting my time," she said to her mother.
    "I can't read, I can't write, and they won't let me talk!"

  • Solace

    That is so darn cute Prisca.

    Made me smile

  • RandomTask

    I don't know, these jokes are a lot like the ones I used to get in email from my JW friends. Watch out, I expect you to start talking about how great wifely submission and head coverings are! So saccharine sweet!

    I'm just giving you a hard time Prisca, keep it up.

  • Prisca

    Thanks Heaven

    Random Task Your old friends must have got the jokes from the same website I found them!

  • alfie

    Those were perfect Prisca,thanks for posting them.I really enjoyed this because I've got grandkids.(Bet you didn't know that) I also sent a copy to my sister,also a grandparent,as she loves things like this.Once again thanks. CIAO4NIAO! alfie

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