The Alanis Morissette lyric generator (naughty)

by expatbrit 2 Replies latest social humour

  • expatbrit
    expatbrit

    Now you too can write songs just like Alanis!

    Here's my effort:

    "Why"

    Fuckers, bastards, wankers
    Why God, Why?
    Bastards, sods, The Watchtower
    Why God, Why?

    What have I done to deserve this black horror?
    Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of The Watchtower
    Like a Tennyson character, I'm wordy and alone
    Why God, Why?

    Asshats, fuckers, muffwanks
    Why God, Why?
    The Watchtower, muffwanks, wankers
    Why God, Why?

    What have I done to deserve this black disaster that is my life?
    Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of The Watchtower
    Like a Tennyson character, I'm wordy and alone
    Why God, Why?

    What have I done to deserve this black misery?
    Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of The Watchtower
    Like a Tennyson character, I'm wordy and alone
    Why God, Why?

    Why God, Why?
    Why God, Why?
    Why God, Why?
    Why God, Why?
    "
    I Think"

    I Think fuckers are really a huge problem
    I Think bastards are too much on my mind
    I Think wankers have got a lot to do with why the world sucks
    But what can you do?

    Like a black rain, beating down on me
    Like a Tennyson line, which won't let go of my brain
    Like Pandora's ass, it is in my head
    Blame it on The Watchtower
    Blame it on The Watchtower
    Blame it on The Watchtower

    I Think sods are gonna drive us all crazy
    And asshats make me feel like a child
    I Think muffwanks will eventually be the downfall of civilization
    But what can you do? I said what can you do?

    Like a black rain, beating down on me
    Like a Tennyson line, which won't let go of my brain
    Like Pandora's ass, it is in my head
    Blame it on The Watchtower
    Blame it on The Watchtower
    Blame it on The Watchtower

    Like a black rain, beating down on me
    Like Pandora's smile, cruel and cold
    Like Tennyson's ass, it is in my head
    Blame it on The Watchtower
    Blame it on The Watchtower
    Blame it on The Watchtower

    http://www.brunching.com/toys/toy-alanislyrics.html

    Expatbrit

  • SpiceItUp
    SpiceItUp

    Ha!!!

    Good one....

    Heres mine:

    "Will to Live"

    I feel miserable
    Bigots make me ill
    I feel miserable
    Liars tear at my foundations
    I feel miserable
    Fakers are dragging me down to the depths of misery
    I want to die

    Is it because of hypocrites that I feel this way?
    With the Green rays of misery pounding on my brain?
    Or am I lost in tale of Poe, adrift far from home
    I don't think so, I don't think so.

    Heath Broke My Will to Live
    Heath Broke My Will to Live
    Heath Broke My Will to Live
    I was getting better but then
    Heath Broke My Will to Live

    I feel miserable
    Time wasters rot the flesh from my bones
    I feel miserable
    Two-facers defeat my purpose
    I feel miserable
    Backstabbers are doing their best to impale my soul
    I want to die

    Is it because of hypocrites that I feel this way?
    With the Green rays of misery pounding on my brain?
    Am I lost in tale of Poe, adrift far from home
    I don't think so, I don't think so.

    Heath Broke My Will to Live
    Heath Broke My Will to Live
    Oh God, Heath Broke My Will to Live
    I was getting better but then
    Heath Broke My Will to Live
  • Englishman
    Englishman

    Expat,

    You're just feeling down because Ipswich got relegated.

    Englishman.

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