Wild Turkey and I love to sit around and talk about all the crazy things we hear some have done while they were witnesses in their local kingdom halls. We are the type who love to laugh and have a good time. We pulled many antics ourselves at our hall. Can you imagine what a congregation would be like if several of us were in it together. Oh the evil things we could do, the jokes, the fun, the humor. I might would have stayed being a JW just to give the local elders hell. It would have been so fun to have ya'll in the congregatin together. We were the youngest in our hall,and it was boring. So we had to make our own fun.
I will never forget many of the antics that many of you posted , things you did while in the very presence of God,no less. LOL.
I wont name names, because i might get them wrong. But here are a few things that cracked me up ya'll did:
The brother who went to the back of the hall to do a major fart.
The brother who, pulled a hamburger out of his pocket and ate it right there in the middle of the meeting.
The sister who sang the kingdom melodies, wrong, on purpose.
The brother who irritated his daughter to pass time, and blamed it on his son.
THe ones who defaced the watchtower, and other publications.
THe ones who went out in the car to listen to ball games.
The ones who wrote notes to each other making fun of the idiots on stage.
The brother who carried several mini tape recorders to his judical meeting.
God, there are so many more,............ feel free to tell some of the things you did, or the worst things you saw done at conventions, meetings, andfield service.
I guess that is why I am so looking forward to the apostofest in Dallas, we get to act like fools and we wont get called to the little room. Well not that I know of anyway.