A burglar broke into a home and was snooping around when he heard a voice whisper, "Jesus is watching you."
He paid no attention to the noise, assuming it was his mind playing tricks on him. However, after another minute or so he heard the refrain again: "Jesus is watching you."
The thief moved his torch beam around the room and spotted a parrot in a cage. He asked the bird if it had spoken, and it answered "yes".
The intruder then asked the parrot if it had a name. "Yes," the creature screeched, "they call me Moses."
The burglar scoffed, "What kind of people would name their pet parrot Moses?" "Well," squawked the bird, "the same kind of people who would name their Rottweiler Jesus."
- Readers Digest, February 2002