by LizardSnot 16 Replies latest jw friends
The Watchtower Bible and Tract Society has changed its name to....tada...
Christian Congregation of Jehovah's Witnesses
Did we just create a sect?
Is this new name not to be confused with the following?:
Mormon Congregation of Jehovah's Witnesses
Eskimo Congregation of Jehovah's Witnesses
Methodist Congregation of Jehovah's Witnesses
Laodicean Congregation of Jehovah's Witnesses
etc...
Is there now a new organization within an organization...help me I cant keep up :(
Lizard
The boobies bit was just to make sure people clicked on this thread, wasn't it?
Darn, lied to again...
Since we are here, shouldn't that be:
Christian Congregation of Jehovah's Witnesses
Christian Congregation of Jesus Christ and the Latter Day Saints, and my pal Jim
Christian Congregation of Eskimo kissing (from whence came the phrase "keeping your nose to the grind-stone")
Christian Congregation of Methodists (who had too much of it in their madness)
Christian Congregation of Laodicea (which sadly got spat out several centuries ago)
Facial hair poll: http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=33229&site=3
How about. PEDOPHILE CONGREGATION OF JEHOVAHS WITNNESSES.
Zenpunk,
You caught me LOL!
Lizard
PEdophile Congregation of JW's......that would be a good way to deface the signs at the enterances of the KH
Pedophile-harboring Congregation of Jehovah's Witnesses who will take your money, divide your family, and ruin your life.
DIE WATCHTOWER DIE...
LittleToe,
I said in the following post that I don't consider JW's to be Christians...and my reasons for that statement:
http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=31981&site=3
I did enjoy your reply LittleToe :)
BTW...go with the goatee...chics dig it ;)
Lizard
Edited by - LizardSnot on 2 August 2002 11:12:34
Scumrat,
I think your's is the best!!!
LMAO
Lizard
We need only change one letter to come up with the true name for WBTS.. WBSA ,"Watchtower Bullshit Artists"..Now isn`t that name just a little more truthfull?..It works for me,LOL...OUTLAW
Edited by - OUTLAW on 2 August 2002 11:22:53
