It's the brunette's turn

by Seven 8 Replies latest social humour

  • Seven

    Having had to endure the plethora of dumb blonde jokes over the years I felt compelled to share these with you all.

    1. Why do brunettes sleep on their stomach's all night? A. Because they CAN!
    2. What do brunettes miss most about a great party? A. The invitation
    3. How do you describe a brunette who's phone rings on a Saturday night? A. Startled.
    4. What is a blonde's mating call? A. I'm so drunk. What is a brunettes mating call? A. Is that
    blonde ***** gone yet?
    5. Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes? A. They discovered the hair from a buffalo's ass was much more managable.
    6.How did Clairol come up with their formula for brunette hair color? A. By studying what oil spills did to seaweed.

  • Frenchy

    Very cute.
    Yet another: Why are blonde jokes all one-liners?
    So brunettes can remember them!

  • Tammie

    I though that blond jokes was one liners so men can remember them. lol

  • Xena

    Men..brunettes..sometimes it's hard to tell the difference..

  • Prisca

    Sigh.... Seven, I thought you were my friend. I didn't realise you had such internalised anger against us natural brunettes .....

    Prisca, Never Been a Blonde Class

  • Zep

    Q.what do you get if you turn a blonde upside down?

    A. A brunette with bad breath!

  • target

    Q: What is black and blue and brown and lies in the ditch?

    A: The last brunette who told a blonde joke.

    Two blondes walked into a building. You would think one of them would have seen it.

    Blonde Target

  • Seven

    {{Prisca}}, Sorry, these were from way back in June of 2000. Dear, sweet, Zep inspired me to post those then. I see he hasn't let me down over a year later.{{{Zep}}}

    Zep, Happy Christmas in case I don't see you before year's end.


  • Angharad

    You can go off people you know Seven

    I'll let you off, my hair is dyed red at the moment. Very funny though.

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