It's the brunette's turn

by Seven 8 Replies latest social humour

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  Seven

  Having had to endure the plethora of dumb blonde jokes over the years I felt compelled to share these with you all.

  1. Why do brunettes sleep on their stomach's all night? A. Because they CAN!
  2. What do brunettes miss most about a great party? A. The invitation
  3. How do you describe a brunette who's phone rings on a Saturday night? A. Startled.
  4. What is a blonde's mating call? A. I'm so drunk. What is a brunettes mating call? A. Is that
  blonde ***** gone yet?
  5. Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes? A. They discovered the hair from a buffalo's ass was much more managable.
  6.How did Clairol come up with their formula for brunette hair color? A. By studying what oil spills did to seaweed.
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  Frenchy

  Very cute.
  Yet another: Why are blonde jokes all one-liners?
  So brunettes can remember them!
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  Tammie

  I though that blond jokes was one liners so men can remember them. lol
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  Xena

  Men..brunettes..sometimes it's hard to tell the difference..
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  Prisca

  Sigh.... Seven, I thought you were my friend. I didn't realise you had such internalised anger against us natural brunettes .....

  Prisca, Never Been a Blonde Class
  
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  Zep

  Q.what do you get if you turn a blonde upside down?

  A. A brunette with bad breath!
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  target

  Q: What is black and blue and brown and lies in the ditch?

  A: The last brunette who told a blonde joke.

  Two blondes walked into a building. You would think one of them would have seen it.

  Blonde Target
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  Seven

  {{Prisca}}, Sorry, these were from way back in June of 2000. Dear, sweet, Zep inspired me to post those then. I see he hasn't let me down over a year later.{{{Zep}}}

  Zep, Happy Christmas in case I don't see you before year's end.

  seven
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  Angharad

  You can go off people you know Seven

  I'll let you off, my hair is dyed red at the moment. Very funny though.