Having had to endure the plethora of dumb blonde jokes over the years I felt compelled to share these with you all.
1. Why do brunettes sleep on their stomach's all night? A. Because they CAN!
2. What do brunettes miss most about a great party? A. The invitation
3. How do you describe a brunette who's phone rings on a Saturday night? A. Startled.
4. What is a blonde's mating call? A. I'm so drunk. What is a brunettes mating call? A. Is that
blonde ***** gone yet?
5. Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes? A. They discovered the hair from a buffalo's ass was much more managable.
6.How did Clairol come up with their formula for brunette hair color? A. By studying what oil spills did to seaweed.