by LDH 3 Replies latest jw friends
When I arrived home from work last night, there was a business card on my front door (common marketing ploy around here).
It was very plain, just a little picture of a windmill and it said "Dutch Enterprises"--washing windows since 1975. Now, I haven't had a chance to call Mr. Dutch Enterprises, but you can bet I will.
I'll be sure come back and let you all know why Mr D.E. has been 'washing windows since 1975."
LDH,
Hmmm...pretty slim odds that this person isn't a JW.
TR
Just imagine a new world with millions of window cleaners and no one able to make glass. Anyone with this ability who makes it to the promised paradise will become rich. I pass this business opportunity on becauce I will not be their to mop up. I have been reliably informed on a number of occasions, by my family, that I am to be killed off.
I want a coffin with a glass lid - but although there will be plenty of JWs - desperate for a dime - to clean it - who will make it after the big crunch.
Trevor
Trevor, you fool. Don't you realize that your coffin lid will be one hot commodity? Damn it, man, that lid will be making the rounds. That way every JW will be able to have at least one window at one point in eternity.
