Top Ten Signs You Know You've Joined A Redneck HMO...10. Your Viagra prescription includes a Popsicle stick and some duct tape.
9. The only 100% covered expense is embalming.
8. Your Prozac comes in colors and has little "m"s on each pill.
7. Preventive Care Coverage includes "an apple a day".
6. Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
5. The Lone Star Bar and Grill is an approved pharmacy.
4. The only proctologist lists his address as Rotorooter.
3. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
2. Directions to the Dr.'s office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park".
1. The annual breast exam is conducted at Hooter's
Top Ten Signs You Know You've Joined A Redneck HMO
by WildTurkey 2 Replies latest social humour
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WildTurkey
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Valis
Redneck Physicians...
You get your prescrition filled by local meth dealer...
You sue and all you get is the old Chevy that's been out in front of the clinic for years.
The word trailer and operating room are used in the same sentence.
The doc asks for scrubs and someone plays Skruggs instead.
The receptionist and OB/GYN are one in the same.
Farm equipment is used for colonic irrigation.
Sterilization means a dip in the moonshine.
Farm animals are ahead of you on the patient waiting list.
Bacon grease is considered a salve.
Amputations are done w/a chainsaw.
Sincerely,
District Overbeer of the "too poor to have even redneck HMO" class
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WildTurkey
District Overbeer of the "too poor to have even redneck HMO" class
Man that's funny lol me too brother