JW Claims To Be Personally Offended? Haha!

by Focus 11 Replies latest jw friends

  • Focus
    Focus

    In BBC Panorama Feedback the idiotic JW claim to be "personally offended" by the proven facts and court verdicts... and continue to attack the victims and whistle-blowers!

    This sensitivity when they have the bare-faced audacity to tell all non-jWs, irrespective of whether or not the same have clearly told them to stay away:

    1. ALL YOUR CHERISHED BELIEFS ARE TOTALLY WRONG, ACTUALLY.

    2. YOUR GOD IS REALLY SATAN.

    3. YOU MUST LET US IN TO YOUR HOUSE.

    4. YOU MUST VERY SOON JOIN US, SURRENDER ALL YOUR INDEPENDENCE, SUSPEND YOUR CONSCIENCE (TO BE REPLACED BY A "BIBLE-TRAINED" ONE WHICH EQUATES TO "OBEY THE ELDERS WITHOUT QUESTION!" - AND SPEND YOUR LIFE PEDDLING OUR LITERATURE DOOR-TO-DOOR, PAYING US FOR THE PRIVILEGE WHILE YOU ARE SO DOING.

    5. IF YOU DO NOT DO THIS OUR LEADERS WILL SOON COME AND KILL YOU, NO MATTER WHERE YOU HIDE - AND PAINFULLY TOO, WITH FLESH-EATING PLAGUES, EYES ROTTING IN YOUR EYEBALLS, ALL KINDS OF TERROR, AND BIRDS OF PREY SWOOPING TO FEED ON THE STILL TWITCHING FLESH... (for an example of our teachings on this, see * below)

    6. OH, THEY'LL KILL YOUR KIDS TOO, WHILE WE'LL BE UP ON THE HILLSIDES SINGING WITH JOY AND GRATEFULNESS.

    7. MEANWHILE, LET US HAVE A GOOD LOOK AT YOUR HOUSE. WE ARE THE MEEK WHO ARE GOING TO INHERIT IT IN THE GREAT POST-ARMAGEDDON LAND RUSH AND PROPERTY GRAB (for an example of our teachings on this, see ** BELOW).

    8. OH, AND AS WE HARBOR PEDOPHILES (WE CLAIM TO BE MONITORING THEM, BUT THE PEOPLE WE CLAIM ARE DOING THE MONITORING HAVE NO IDEA THE PERSON THEY ARE ACCOMPANYING WAS BENG ACCOMPANIED FOR THE PURPOSE OF "MONITORING" - OR THAT THEY HAD ANY TAINT OR RECORD OF PEDOPHILIA AT ALL!), AND OUR "CHILD-PROTECTION" POLICY IS ACTUALLY A PEDOPHILE-ENABLING POLICY (WE HAVE A LIST OF TWENTY-FOUR THOUSAND OF THEM AMONGST US, BUT WON'T HAND IT OVER TO THE POLICE, AND OUR LITERATURE HAS A PROUD TRADITION OF WARNING OFF VICTIMS FROM INVOLVING OUTSIDERS), LEAVE US ALONE WITH YOUR KIDS IN THE BACK ROOM - YOU CAN TRUST US NOT TO LEAVE TOO MANY MARKS IN/ON THEM - OF OUR COMING (AND THEN OUR SECOND COMING, AND OUR THIRD - KIND OF LIKE THEY WERE PAROUSIACAL).

    --
    Focus
    (Watchtower Audacity Is Stunning! Class)

    * "How This World Comes To An End .. Gog the Devil uses the nations and rulers of the earth to attack the New World society. Most of mankind will be on the Devil's side. Of the Devil's all-out attack on Jehovah's New World society the Bible says: 'Thou shalt come from thy place out of the uttermost parts of the north, thou, and many peoples with thee, all of them riding upon horses, a great company and a mighty army; and thou shalt come up against my people Israel, as a cloud to cover the land.' -Ezekiel 38:15,16, AS. This attack on the last ones of God's spiritual nation and their companions, the 'other sheep,' is really an attack on God's kingdom. So the attack calls for the settling of the question, Who rules heaven and earth? It provokes Jehovah to the greatest anger: 'It shall come to pass in that day, when Gog shall come against the land of Israel, saith the Lord Jehovah, that my wrath shall come up into my nostrils.' (Ezekiel 38:18, AS) Jehovah's anger comes up into his face. The 'day of Jehovah's anger' arrives -Zephaniah 2:2, AS. Stirred up to the greatest anger by an all-out attack on his own people, Jehovah goes into action.. Jehovah gives Christ the King the command to destroy the Devil's wicked world. How? With 'every kind of terror.' The Bible tells us what some of these terrors will be. Says Jehovah: 'I will rain upon him (Gog the Devil), and upon his hordes, and upon the many peoples that are with him, an overflowing shower, and great hailstones, fire, and brimstone.' (Ezekiel 38:22, AS) Great will be the terror at Armageddon. 'Every kind of terror' will be used to destroy this evil world - cloudbursts, lashing rains, overflowing floods, earthquakes, giant hailstones and a rain of fire. There will be terror on the land, terror in the sea and terror in the air. With shocking surprise Armageddon will catch all those persons outside the New World Society.. The day of Jehovah is at hand; as destruction from the Almighty shall it come. Therefore shall all hands be feeble, and every heart of man shall melt: and they shall be dismayed; pangs and sorrows shall take hold of them; they shall be in pain as a woman in travail: they shall look in amazement one at another; their faces shall be faces of flame .. Soul-chilling terror will spread through the masses or people so that they will lose control of themselves; they will begin killing one another. 'On that day a great panic from the LORD (Jehovah) shall fall on them, so that each will lay hold on the hand of his fellow, and the hand of the one will be raised against the hand of the other.' (Zechariah 14:13, RS) Then 'every man's sword shall be against his brother.' (Ezekiel 38:21, AS) But their selfish fight to live will be all in vain. Those who escape being killed by their neighbors will be destroyed by God's heavenly armies. Christ's angels will smite all the opposers of God's kingdom and his kingdom Witnesses with a terrible destruction. A flesh-eating plague will destroy many. Says Jehovah: 'Their flesh shall rot while they are still on their feet, their eyes shall rot in their sockets, and their tongues shall rot in their mouths' (Zechariah 14:12, RS) Eaten up will be the tongues of those who scoffed and laughed at the warning of Armageddon! Eaten up will be the eyes of those who refused to see the sign of the 'time of the end'! Eaten up will be the flesh of those who would not learn that the living and true God is named Jehovah! Eaten up while they stand on their feet! Where can people hide from this destruction coming from God? Nowhere! Jehovah says: 'Not one of them shall escape. Though they dig into Sheol, from there shall my hand take them; though they climb up to heaven, from there I will bring them down. Though they hide themselves on the top of (Mount) Carmel, from there I will search out and take them; and though they hide from my sight at the bottom of the sea, there I will command the serpent, and it shall bite them.' (Amos 9:1-3, RS) Closed will be all avenues of escape! Wherever they flee God will find them and destroy them. Gone then will be the power of money! The governments that print money will collapse in destruction. Even if some persons have gold and silver it will not buy them protection. God declares: 'Neither their silver nor their gold shall be able to deliver them in the day of Jehovah's wrath.' - Zephaniah 1:18, AS. Dead bodies will be everywhere - from end to end of the earth. Says Jehovah: 'I will call for a sword upon all the inhabitants of the earth.' Ungathered, unburied, unwept for, the bodies will be like so much fertilizer on the ground, just as the Bible says: 'The slain of Jehovah shall be at that day from one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth: they shall not be lamented, neither gathered, nor buried; they shall be dung upon the face of the ground.' -Jeremiah 25:29,33, AS.. Worms will not stop swarming over the millions of bodies until the last body is eaten up. Birds and beasts also will eat their fill of human flesh until nothing is left but white bones.. In their fear, what will people do to one another? What kind of plague will Jehovah bring upon those who fight against his people? When Armageddon begins, will there be any way for people to escape destruction?" (from a 1958 Watchtower publication, "Paradise Lost, Paradise Regained", pp207-210)

    ** "The Meek Shall Inherit the Earth .. the meek will wait upon the King and his visible princes in the earth to locate them and assign them their portion in the land.. They will gladly accept the grant of land that the King graciously makes to them. When Jehovah God in ancient days settled the nation of Israel in the Promised Land of Palestine, he aided them by his miraculous power to dispossess the wrongful, wicked occupiers thereof, the religious demon worshiping heathen. He thrust out the Canaanites .. in their place he located the Israelites who kept covenant with him. The religious worshipers or false gods were not let possess the land, but those who worshiped the true and living God Jehovah were planted in the land." (from a 1945 Watchtower publication, "The Meek Shall Inherit the Earth", pp 24-27)

    Edited by - Focus on 16 July 2002 18:54:55

  • Mister Biggs
    Mister Biggs

    Well, thought-out post, Focus.

    Thank you.

  • Yadirf
    Yadirf

    Well, thought-out post, Focus.

    Yeah, I really appreciated the tremendous amount of "thought" which Focus invested into his statement here:

    EYES ROTTING IN YOUR EYEBALLS,

    Eyes within eyes? Must be true, since Focus says so! LOL!

    I'm always entertained by you, Fookus.

    .

  • Dutchie
    Dutchie

    Gee, Yardif, you must have searched Focus' excellent post pretty darn hard to find one teenie, little thing to fault him for. My goodness, that is just unfair!

  • Celia
    Celia

    Good one Focus.

    Yadirf ! Where have you been ? It crossed my mind a few times in the last 2 weeks that I should start a thread asking about your whereabouts ....

    How are you doing ? Having a nice summer ?

  • waiting
    waiting
    Says Jehovah: 'Their flesh shall rot while they are still on their feet, their eyes shall rot in their sockets, and their tongues shall rot in their mouths' (Zechariah 14:12, RS) Eaten up will be the tongues of those who scoffed and laughed at the warning of Armageddon! Eaten up will be the eyes of those who refused to see the sign of the 'time of the end'! Eaten up will be the flesh of those who would not learn that the living and true God is named Jehovah! Eaten up while they stand on their feet! - WTBTS

    eeeeeeeeeeeeeewe.

    It's so nice that Focus shows up..............and within 24 hours, so does Yadirf.

    waiting

  • Eric
    Eric
    EYES ROTTING IN YOUR EYEBALLS,
    Eyes within eyes? Must be true, since Focus says so! LOL!

    Yup, Yadirf what a catch! Of course it should read "Eyes rotting in their eyesockets". Jeremiah and all that, which Brooklyn likes to trot out every few years to make JW's feel just so special!

    Eric

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    Do they still refer to themselves as "The New World Society"?

    Englishman

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    Ladeez aaand Gennlemen!

    I make no apology for presenting, for your delectation, my very favourite post!!!!!!!!

    This deals in great depth, with the eye-rotting thing. Duncan, forgive me, please for yet again bringing that wonderful post of yours to the surface.

    Here we go:

    CHRISTMAS SHOPPING (17/12/00)

    This weekend was Christmas Shopping for myself and Mrs Duncan. We spent the day in crowded shops, fighting our way through the press of bodies, securing this years must-have toys and gadgets for our kids.

    At one point, we split up, I needed to go to the cash machine to get some money. I walked to the end of the street where the bank was. Of course, the week before Christmas, there was a big long queue. My heart sank, but I settled down for a longish wait.

    The line moved slowly. Step by step I got closer. At last, I was only second-in-line. But the chap in front seemed to be having some trouble.

    Oh bugger!

    What is it, mate? I said.

    I think the machine has run out of cash

    Typical! Still, not unexpected this time of year, I suppose.

    Behind me a voice called out Hey, whats the hold up?

    No money! said the chap in front.

    What?

    NO MONEY! he shouted back.

    This caused a stir.

    You hear that? Theres no money! NO MONEY!

    People started pushing and shoving. A fight broke out. People were shouting.

    Theres NO MONEY!! Our cards are worthless! The system has collapsed! Its ALL OVER!

    There were now people fighting and rolling around in the street. Blood everywhere.

    Next thing I knew there was a tremendous sound of smashing glass, as two people came through a shop window, gouging and biting at each other. A car went out of control and ploughed into a group of people who had also stated fighting. Everywhere people were screaming that their money was worthless.

    A woman appeared at an upstairs window and started throwing her gold and silver into the streets.

    The sky suddenly filled with lightning, and the buildings all around seemed to simultaneously burst into flames. More vehicles in the street went out of control, and then suddenly a great fissure opened in the ground and people and children and dogs and ladies on bicycles and 50s style American cars started falling into it.

    I noticed that some people near me fell to the ground as their eyes started rotting in their sockets, I could just about hear what they were saying, it was truly pitiful, their anguish:

    Why , oh, WHY didnt we listen to Jehovahs Witnesses when they called? We were too proud and wicked!

    Another chap further down the street was calling out. He has a serious head wound from some sharp implement and he also had the eye-rotting thing. His teeth, though, looked fine. I could see he was gnashing them, so it was a bit difficult to make out what he was saying, but it sounded like:

    I was too stiff-necked to listen to the message! I always knew Christmas was a Babylonish false religious festival, but I allowed my wickedness to blind me to the truth! Oh, for a Watchtower!

    This astonishing scene of devastation was playing itself out in front of me, and I had just about counted a thousand at my left hand and ten thousand at my right hand who had perished, when all of a sudden, the fellow who had been at the front of the queue said:

    Oh, no - wait a minute! I was keying in the wrong PIN number. Its perfectly okay, after all!

    The skies cleared and the fighting died down. Peoples eyes seemed to clear up and various groups of folk were standing up and brushing each others clothing off. People were smiling and wishing each other Merry Christmas.

    The line reformed and we stood around watching the arrival of the emergency services moving in to deal with the casualties.

    I got my cash and rejoined my wife, and we went to the carol service at our local church .

    Cheers, Duncan, hope the eye thing has cleared up.

    Englishman.

  • Francois
    Francois

    "Eaten up will be the flesh of those who would not learn that the living and true God is named Jehovah!"

    Oh yeah?

    Well, I say that God's name is NOT Jehovah. In fact, the Absolute Reality has NEVER revealed himself by name. NEVER. Now, if that's not a true statement let this Jehovah dude strike my ass down right now this very minute. I'm ready.

    . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

    Guess what? I'M STILL HERE! YAY Me!!! Boo Jehovah !!!!

    "The God you can name is not the eternal God." - Lao Tzu

    Francois

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