I`ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex. Duct tape won`t fix that. Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael. Come to think of it, I`ll have a Heineken. We don`t keep firearms in this house. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer? You can`t feed that to the dog. No kids in the back of the pick-up; it`s not safe. Wrasslin`s fake. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace? We`re vegetarians. Do you think my hair is too big? I`ll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy. Honey, do these Bonsai trees need watering? Who`s Richard Petty? Give me the small bag of pork rinds. Deer heads detract from the decor. Spitting is such a nasty habit. I just couldn`t find a thing at Wal-Mart today. Trim the fat off that steak. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso. The tires on that truck are too big. I`ve got it all on a floppy disk. Unsweetened tea tastes better. Would you like your fish poached or broiled? I`ve got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams. Checkmate. She`s too old to be wearing a bikini. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts? Hey, here`s an episode of `Hee Haw` that we haven`t I don`t have a favorite college team. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side. I believe you cooked those green beans too long. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla. |
Things You Would NEVER Hear A Redneck Say
by Dutchie 5 Replies latest social humour
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Dutchie
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SpiceItUp
And the LAST thing you will ever hear a redneck say.......
HEY! Billy-BOB watch this!!!!!
LMAO
Spice
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TR
Please pass the Grey Poupon.
Time for our 6 month dentist appointment.
When's the new Snoop Dog CD coming out?
Time to take the old couch on the porch to the dump
TR
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DakotaRed
LOL, Dutchie, you know us rednecks purtty well.
I think another one would be, "I hope Jeff Gordon wins today."
Lew W
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COMF
A four wheel drive...? Why would I need that?
The reason gangs are running amok in the cities is, the gun control laws are too lax.
Merle Haggard sucks. Have you seen my Boston Philharmonic CD anywhere?
I wouldn't own anything with an engine bigger than a 283. They're just gas hogs.
Some of the guys are coming over to play Spades tonight, hon. Do we have plenty of lemonade?
They live in a trailer park? Eewww...
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LyinEyes
CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I am a Redneck girl!!!!!
Oh my gawd,,,,,, don't even get me started on the wonders of Duct Tape. I get too emotional on that one.