Well, there's alot to choose from that's for sure.....let's see:
1. I can't recall Jesus going from door-to-door with the Watchtower and Awake scrolls;
2. there's nothing in the bible that even HINTS that 1st Century Christians were required to report how many scrolls they placed, or how many hours they spent preaching, or how many Return Visits they had;
3. Nothing in the bible saying you have to go to 5 meetings a week otherwise you will die at Armageddon;
4. Miracle Wheat ('nuff said)
5. No beards on brothers are allowed, otherwise, they're "worldly", but beards on sisters is okay (LOL!)
6. 'member the "no coloured shirts" policy years ago??
7. Smoking shows a total disregard for your body, but you can be an automechanic and breath in 10 times the poisons every day.
8. Getting drunk doesn't seem to be a problem for many in the Hall, but you can't smoke dope for relief of pain if you've had chemo.
9. You're not supposed to go see Arnie as the Terminator kicking the bad guys' ass, but it's okay to look at all the pictures in the Society's publications as to how all non-JW adults, children, old people and maybe even animals, will die at Armageddon;
10. It's great to point out the flaws in every other religion on earth, but to even question anything within the Organization is considered "apostacy".
11. You can't be on the basketball team or any other team after school, but you can go hang out at the mall or watch TV till your heart's content.
12. You can't hang around with anyone who's not a JW, even if they are moral, clean, nice, kind etc., but you can hang around other JW kids who secretly smoke, have sex, do drugs and only go to the meetings cause they don't know how to get out of it.
13. If you are raised a JW, you're not supposed to go to college or university to get a degree because that's "bad", but if you BECOME a Witness, and you have a degree in something, then that's absolutely wonderful!!
