From the Jehovah Press:
Great Britan, -
Earlier this week Satan the Devil, Gog of Magog, unleashed another in a series of attacks against the creator of all the universe, Jehovah God. This was another skirmish in the offensive along the media front lines. The strike came during a British news show where dark forces unleashed brief but concentrated fire toward heavenly forces represented on earth. The volley upon God's earthly organisation appeared to be similar to a raid staged in the United States weeks earlier.
Naturally, God's people were aware of the the imminent assault and defenses held despite immense pressure from advancing evil. The proficiency of the attack clearly demonstrated however that Satanic forces may be growing stonger and bolder in these last days. Demons clearly had beguiled many individuals in order to pull off such a brash ruse. Satan himself was seen briefly outside his command post encouraging his troops. He declined an interview but his spokesman said, "We intend to sustain the pressure and keep them on the defensive for a while." Immediatly following the interview a second attack was reported on a popular American late night show. Apparantly, demonic infiltrators used a popular music group to lure many viewers to the TV set and then a demon possessed David Letterman slanderously assailed and mocked God Jehovah Himself even while one of Jehovah's people was present.
Angelic intelligence reports indicate that the Satanic network may extend as far as the whole earth and that similar attacks are to be expected. Counter offensive manuvers are already in progress and emergency measures may have to be declared as Jehovah's prophets increase security measures. More study of the same old material will likely keep God's sheep focused on the important work of distibuting literature in this increasingly significant spiritual warfare. One unnamed source in Bethel said "We have really got to pay attention to what Jehovah says in the Watchtower during this time of crisis. It is the only thing that will keep us distracted from attempts to enslave our minds."