Think about this: In case you should go to heaven, in what way would you like God to welcome you?
Heavenly philosophy
by Atreyu 4 Replies latest social humour
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Atreyu
George Bush wants God to welcome him this way: - At your service, mr. President! The dyke wants God to welcome him this way: - Virgin Mary is waiting for you! The Pope wants God to welcome him this way: - Virgin Mary is waiting for you! The gay man wants God to welcome him this way: - Ohhh, my God! Is that youuu? (waving his hand with a loose wrist, like a fairy) The atheist wants God to welcome him this way: - Surprise! .... See you in the bar! We have a lot to talk about. The JW wants God to welcome him this way: - 143,999 ..... The we miss only you! The Satanist wants God to welcome him this way: - You can apply for relocation in the lobby. The alcoholic wants God to welcome him this way: - What do you want to drink? The suicidal wants God to welcome him this way: - You did the right thing! Please welcome this bonus ....
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Matty
A Norwegian wants God to welcome him this way:
- We have all the Pickled Herring you can eat up here, and there are no Swedes. -
Atreyu
Yum!
(Besides, Swedes love pickled herring too ...)
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JanH
"Welcome to my humble residence, boss!"
- Jan