by Meme 4 Replies latest social humour
SENIOR MOMENT
An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher:
"They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried.
The dispatcher said, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way."
A few minutes later, the officer radios in.
"Disregard." He says. "She got in the back-seat by mistake."
LMAO!!!
Another good reason to retest after a certain age.
LOL
My next door neighbor was the first woman engineer for Frigidair (sp, they made refrigerators). I met her after she retired. One day, when she was in her 80's, she drove into her garage and hit the accelerator instead of the brake. She put the back wall of her garage, blew it out and put it at a 45 degree angle. Well, that was the end of her driving days.
We go to the country every week to help my JW (Ugh!) mother in law. We went to the car wash that you drive thru to wash her car and saw an elderly lady sitting in her car.....sideways in the car wash!!!!...couldn't figure that one out!!!!
Hey be nice to "Golden Oldies!"
Golden Girl.....aka Snoozy
Edited by - Golden Girl on 6 July 2002 1:29:19
