Ticket to Paradise - Modern JWs are so...ugh

by One Last Kiss 12 Replies latest jw friends

  • One Last Kiss
    One Last Kiss

    Just saw this stomach churning mockup of a boarding pass to: 'paradise' from: 'world' o.o


    What is wrong with these people?!



  • Simon
    Simon

    2014 came and went and their plane still didn't arrive - in fact, no one even knows if the airliner exists, LOL

    Paradise will just have to wait.

  • nowwhat?
    nowwhat?
    was that the airline that dissapeared?!
  • PaintedToeNail
    PaintedToeNail
    Delusional. As long as they keep themselves occupied with ridiculous things, they keep their minds away from serious questions.
  • ToesUp
    ToesUp
    WOW! Someone has WAY too much time on their hands! These people get crazier every year.
  • DesirousOfChange
    DesirousOfChange

    I'd say they missed the boat plane and are no doubt having to take the "chariot".

    Good luck with that.

    Doc

  • millie210
    millie210
    Always be glad when you miss a flight...
  • DATA-DOG
    DATA-DOG

    All aboard!!! 





  • One Last Kiss
    One Last Kiss

    That is one deliriously happy plane DD :)

    Flight jw1914 is so atrociously delayed that its passengers idle around in the departure lounge as it's renovated around them time and time again. 

    Then over the tannoy Kingdom Airways constantly remind everyone that the alternative train service is owned and run by Beelzebub Railways so better just sit tight...

    Huh, this metaphor nonsense is fun!


  • Listener
    Listener
    The airline charges too much and the ticket is non refundable, there are no female air hostesses, not enough toilet paper and the windows are blacked out.. Worst of all, the pilot can't keep to the right flight path because he either gets his calculations wrong or misunderstands the flight plan.

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