Do you keep falling asleep during meetings and assemblies? What about those
long and boring home studies?
Ø > Here's a way to change all of that.
> >
> > 1. Before (or during) your next meeting, or assembly
> > prepare your "Bullshit Bingo" card by drawing a square -- I find
that
> > 5" x 5" is a good size -- and dividing it into columns -- five
across
> > and five down. That will give you 25 1-inch blocks.
> >
> > 2. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block:
> > a) the society
> > b) the truth
> > c) theocratic warfare
> > d) 144,000
> > e) cleaving to Jehovah
> > f) return visit
> > g) bad association
> > h) scriptural stand on blood
> > i) theocratic arrangement
> > j) last days
> > k) the world
> > l) pagan holidays
> > m) you can live forever
> > n) pioneer hours
> > o) judicial committee
> > p) head covering
> > q) Armageddon
> > r) a loving provision
> > s) spiritual food
> > t) faithful and discreet
> > u) we have no clergy class
> > v) privileges in the congregation
> > w) disfellowship
> > x) sheep like ones
> > y) earthly hope
> >
> > 3. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those
> > words/phrases.
> >
> > 4. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally,
> > stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!"
> >
> > Testimonials from satisfied "Bullshit Bingo" players:
> >
> > * "I had been in the meeting for only five minutes when I won."
> > --Jack W., Boston
> >
> > * "My attention span at meetings has improved dramatically."
--David
> > D., Florida
> >
> > * "What a gas! Meetings will never be the same for me after my first
> > win." --Bill R., New York City
> >
> > * "The atmosphere was tense in the last service meeting as 14 of us
> > waited for the fifth box." --Ben G., Denver
> >
> > * "The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed "BULLSHIT!" for
the
> > third time in two hours."