Genuine Reasons Pioneers Gave...

by Matty 3 Replies latest social humour

  • Matty
    Matty

    ...For Not Reaching Their Monthly Goal

    · Sick, many things came up
    · I got married or was given in marriage. Accompanying sickness
    · This publisher died, cut into his time
    · Ran out of month
    · Mother died last week in September, caught cold 2 weeks later
    · The reason I didn’t make meet time is because there is no reason why, no excuse
    · Many unsuspected circumstances arose
    · You name it, it happened to me this month
    · I had an operation on my top gum inside my mouth
    · I regretfully inform you that due to circumstances beyond my control, that of my wife being pregnant....
    · Plan to get even next month
    · Took time off to repair myself
    · Sloppy foresight at the beginning of the month
    · Getting married and sick
    · The assembly and doctor with sore toes
    · Moving, wisdom tooth removed
    · Went moose hunting in Alaska
    · Had stomach flu - wife had baby
    · Had car trouble Exodus 14:25

  • Billygoat
    Billygoat
    I regretfully inform you that due to circumstances beyond my control, that of my wife being pregnant....

    Bwhaha! Maybe if he weren't so busy with elders meetings he WOULD be in control of his wife being pregnant.

    Thanks for the laugh Matty. These are awesome! Where'd you get them?

  • Matty
    Matty

    An elder in London gave the list to me. I 'googled' it, and it doesn't appear to have been put on any site before, so a scoop for jw.com! I have been assured that they are true, and there's certainly nothing there I would not expect from the pioneers that I know - some of it is very familiar!

  • Prisca
    Prisca

    Thanks for the giggle Matty.

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