I need some new sexual ideas to try!

by kat7302 12 Replies latest social relationships

  • kat7302
    kat7302

    hi there,im currently having the BEST godamn sex of my life,im afraid to admit that i am seriously perverse and into just about everything you can be! Problem is, im running out of new things to try! Anybody know any weird and wonderful things that I may not have done? I know, i know, attempting the impossible here but I cant be the only one in the world who's willing to try anything at least once! Try me, come up with your best and Ill keep you posted on how it worked out!!!!!!!!

  • Naeblis
    Naeblis

    First thigns first. Are you squeamish about sheep?

  • kat7302
    kat7302

    right, I obviously should have been more specific!when I said Id try anything once, I assumed that most rational people would naturally not include the animal kingdom. Didncha know that all creatures are sacred! shame on you son, I will be posting a copy of your response to Bethel!

  • Naeblis
    Naeblis

    Where do you think I got this idea from?

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Is your first name marquis?

    SS

  • COMF
    COMF

    So what's that picture, kiddie porn?

    Looks like another variation on theocratic warfare.

    Perplext no more with Human or Divine,
    To-morrow's tangle to the winds resign,
    And lose your fingers in the tresses of
    The cypress-slender Minister of Wine.

  • kat7302
    kat7302

    i see, we have a sarcastic get amongst us! Beware the wolf in lambs clothing! In which case, let me know which copy of the Awake came up with sexual ideas and Ill check it out! That the best advice you can come up with? Sheep? I am stumbled brother!

  • kat7302
    kat7302

    my first name is Jezebel!

  • kat7302
    kat7302

    actually the picture is an artistic shot of a poor guy with elephantitus in his bollox! Didnt have a piccy of me available yet, besides which, thought you poor guys wouldnt be able to handle seeing the real me.....anyway, whats with your pic? Now THAT is distressing!

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    So, which congregation are you in, brother?

    SS

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