The Biblical Archeological Review journal is running a Caption contest. You have to submit your idea of a snappy caption for this image:
It's based on Proverbs 26:3 which says (in case you no longer own a Bible-grin):
A whip for the horse, a bridle for the donkey, and a rod for the backs of fools!
Can't think of any smart-arsed thing to say, myself - so I offer you clever guys and gals the opportunity to win.
You can find details and entry form at: