Banana Surprise

VivaVegas

I made accidental but prolonged eye-contact with a single hot sister while she was eating a banana....the banana was fully in her mouth and neither one of us looked away.....Are we dating now? Are either of us guilty of fornication??
FreeGirl2006

I think you are now considered engaged.

Freegirl
fulltimestudent

Freegirl2006

I think you are now considered engaged.

ummm? do you mean physically engaged, or merely abstractedly?
Oubliette
Crazyguy

Well if she's hot then your married.
Coded Logic

Are we dating now? Are either of us guilty of fornication??

It depends. Whos banana was in her mouth?
stuckinarut2

Oh, and do you feel remorseful for this Banana incident??

Step into the library at the khall and tell three elders ALLLLL about it! "how did this make you feel?"
sparrowdown

Is'nt there a scripture about perverted acts with fruit?

Was the banana consenting?

What a slutty thing to do in front of desperado JW males.

Definitely a case of wanton fruitication.
sparrowdown

It's the banana I feel sorry for.
LostGeneration

I think there is some guidance in Leviticus or Numbers on one of those jacked up bible books.

Probably if you pay off her father you can have your way with her for the rest of your life.