by Valis 8 Replies latest jw friends
Its Friday and seeing as I have neglected to give the flock its spiritual junk food at the proper time as of late, I reached to the bible for an inspirational message. Today's reading will be Jeremiah 25:27. Take heed and have a good weekend.
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
LOL. Here is the verse for spiritual edification:
"And you must say to them, 'This is what Jehovah of armies, the God of Israel has said, "Drink and get drunk and puke and fall so that you cannot get up because of the sword I am sending among you." ' "-J.R.
Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.--Will Rogers, 1879-1935
If there is one person who knows how to get the flocks spirits up it is our District Overbeer!
Thanks my brother, the camper awaits me as we Canadians start our long weekend and my ice is awaiting the insertion of my beer in the cooler!
Beans
I wish I could be there Beans...am having a bit of a hard time and really wanting to get out of Dallas for a while. Drink several for me...
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
Hello Valis,
thanks for your photo!
I do appreciate the sense of humour...!
Very much needed in these times.
Greetings...and cheers
J.C.MacHislopp
I think YouKnow is on the right...
"Vaccination has never saved a human life. It does not prevent smallpox." The Golden Age, Feb 4 1931 p. 293-4 - The Sacredness of Human Blood (Reasons why vaccination is unscriptural)
SYN...I think I saw Fred and Hilda just to the left of him...
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
Valis,
Drink with moderation, my brother.
I do not want to arrive at Dallas in August to find the beer shelves empty.
Jst2laws
jst2...I'm trying to drink as much beer as possible before Armageddon when all those evil breweries will be smitten by angels w/a bad hangover. When the beer runs out, the great tribulation will truly begin.
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
