Encouragement from the bible...

by Valis 8 Replies latest jw friends

  • Valis
    Valis

    Its Friday and seeing as I have neglected to give the flock its spiritual junk food at the proper time as of late, I reached to the bible for an inspirational message. Today's reading will be Jeremiah 25:27. Take heed and have a good weekend.

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer

  • Gopher
    Gopher

    LOL. Here is the verse for spiritual edification:

    "And you must say to them, 'This is what Jehovah of armies, the God of Israel has said, "Drink and get drunk and puke and fall so that you cannot get up because of the sword I am sending among you." ' "
    -J.R.

    Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.--Will Rogers, 1879-1935

  • Beans
    Beans

    If there is one person who knows how to get the flocks spirits up it is our District Overbeer!

    Thanks my brother, the camper awaits me as we Canadians start our long weekend and my ice is awaiting the insertion of my beer in the cooler!

    Beans

  • Valis
    Valis

    I wish I could be there Beans...am having a bit of a hard time and really wanting to get out of Dallas for a while. Drink several for me...

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer

  • MacHislopp
    MacHislopp

    Hello Valis,

    thanks for your photo!

    I do appreciate the sense of humour...!

    Very much needed in these times.

    Greetings...and cheers

    J.C.MacHislopp

  • SYN
    SYN

    I think YouKnow is on the right...

    "Vaccination has never saved a human life. It does not prevent smallpox." The Golden Age, Feb 4 1931 p. 293-4 - The Sacredness of Human Blood (Reasons why vaccination is unscriptural)

  • Valis
    Valis

    SYN...I think I saw Fred and Hilda just to the left of him...

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer

  • jst2laws
    jst2laws

    Valis,

    Drink with moderation, my brother.

    I do not want to arrive at Dallas in August to find the beer shelves empty.

    Jst2laws

  • Valis
    Valis

    jst2...I'm trying to drink as much beer as possible before Armageddon when all those evil breweries will be smitten by angels w/a bad hangover. When the beer runs out, the great tribulation will truly begin.

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer

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