Top Five Ways To Annoy WTS at Assembles

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  • arachnia

    LOL Xander....

    Well they are in sort of an anarcho-syndicalist commune, eh?

    Common Traits between the commune in the Holy Grail and the WT Society

    --Take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week
    (or for decades at a time in the case of the WT President).

    --All the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special biweekly meeting. By a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs, but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more.

    --The violence inherent in the system!

    --Unwavering belief that theirs is the right and only way to live.

    Well, perhaps the points are weak but as I'm writing this on about three hours of sleep that's the most sense I can make of it. ;)

    And Obed, very cool merch! I want an Apostate Slut shirt in black, not white, though. :D Hee hee....HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed! ;)


    Say not, "I have found the truth," but rather, "I have found a truth."
    -Kahlil Gibran

  • obiefernandez

    I'm going to revamp the store as soon as possible to expand the product line. I'll pick four or five of the best slogans and just make them available on all of the cafepress items individually.

  • Matty

    At the sevice meeting tonight we were given special counsel not to "abuse complimentary breakfast provisions" at the hotel we are staying at during the convention. So I am going to be taking an extra large suit jacket with me to breakfast every morning and fill every darn pocket with croissants, blueberry muffins and pecan danishes. Then at lunch I will empty them out on the seats around me and scoff each of them one by one.

    What a rebel I am. I'm just dangerous to know!

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