Suggestion for title of final Final Talk from GB

by sparrowdown 12 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • sparrowdown
    sparrowdown

    Ok, so it's right before the big A.

    GB are just about to depart heavenward but not before leaving us something to remember them by.

    So after several rounds of rock, paper, scissors one of them goes up to the podium, adjusts his tie, clears his throat and says......

    "so long, and thanks for all the fish"

    Now anyone familiar with Hitch Hikers Guide to the galaxy would know that was

    the dolphins final message to the humans just before the end of the world.

    Now you have got to bear in mind that hypothetically this is the end of the world as we know it

    so hypothetically copyrights are about to cease to exist leaving them finally free to say anything.

    Plus GB own everything by now anyway because Jesus has already given it to them.

    Anyway thats my suggestion anyone got any better ideas I hear they just love to get suggestions from the little people.

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  • prologos
    prologos

    We will not "be with you in Paradise".

  • Phizzy
    Phizzy

    "So long Suckers " would be their natural choice.

  • punkofnice
    punkofnice

    ''Bloody hell, this is real after all...........and we thought we invented it to get power, money and protect paedophiles!''

  • tim hooper
    tim hooper

    "You've all been conned".

  • punkofnice
    punkofnice

    ''Once we get to heaven we'll kill god and Anthony Morris 111 will be the divine one.''

  • notsurewheretogo
    notsurewheretogo

    "Please do not wear tight pants in the new system"

  • Stealth
    Stealth

    "Your salvation is assured only if you finish all of the cool-aid."

  • donny
    donny

    Dammit folks, it appears the Hindu's were the true religion after all. Well you can't win them all!

  • pixel
    pixel

    "See you in Hell"

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