Your favorite"short poem" here!

by moman 26 Replies latest jw friends

  • moman
    moman

    GETTING OUT

    I've labored long & hard for the Borg

    for honor & for spiritual-riches

    But on these corns too long you've tread

    you fine haired sons-a-bitches!

    eddie aka(black-bart)

  • Celia
    Celia

    "The old dog barks backwards, without getting up,
    I can still remember when he was a pup."

    Oh! sorry, this has nothing to do with JWs !

  • Simon
    Simon

    From memory:

    My wealth is heath and perfect ease
    A conscience clear my chief defense
    I neither seek by bribes to please
    Nor by harsh words to breed offence
    So do I live, so will I die
    Would all do so as well as I

    (not sure who wrote it)

  • MarchOn
    MarchOn

    Roses are red violets are blue
    I'm no longer a dub, how about you?

  • belbab
    belbab

    Candy is dandy

    Liquor is quicker

    Written by Ogden Nash, I believe.

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    Don't feel sorry for a glow-worm.

    A glow-worms never glum.

    Its hard to feel down-hearted

    When the light shines from your bum.

    Or:

    The cabin boy's name was Flipper

    He was a crafty nipper!

    He filled his arse

    With broken glass

    And circumcised the skipper!

    I could go on indefinitely.

    Englishman.

  • Valis
    Valis

    There was a pioneer from Nantucket
    He kept all his mags in a bucket
    He went door to door
    But was such a bore
    He lit them afire
    and said f***it...

    There was an elder from LaCroix
    Who liked every girl and boy
    Though was found out
    There was no doubt
    That they can be coy
    Cause the WT knew nothing about

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer

  • larc
    larc

    If you hear a panther
    Do not anther

    I've never seen a purple cow
    I never hope to see one,
    but let me tell you now,
    I'd rather see than be one.

    Last night while I was on the stairs
    I saw a man who wasn't there
    He wasn't there again today
    Oh, how I wish he'd go away

    Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear
    Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair
    Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he.

    A peanut was sitting on a railroad track
    His heart was all a flutter
    Around the bend
    Came number ten
    Toot toot, peanut butter.

  • Simon
    Simon

    The girl stood on the burning deck
    Her lips were all a quiver
    She gave a cough
    Her leg fell off
    And floated down the river.

    (much more cheery than "Dulce et decorum est" eh?)

  • Naeblis
    Naeblis

    Coke Machine Glow - Gord Downie

    Here we are on the highway
    Here we are on the road
    Here we are in the parking lot's
    pink Coke machine glow

    Here we are in the bedroom
    Here we are in the bed
    Here we are
    beside each other
    after everything
    we've said

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