Heres a joke my Dad told me the other day...
A Catholic Priest died and went to Heaven. When he got there, some angels asked him what he wanted to do. He said he wanted to read the Holy Scriptures in the original manuscripts. Okay, thats fine, they said, and took him to a study and gave him the manuscripts.
Some time later the angels returned to check on him and found the priest reading the manuscripts and sobbing uncontrollably. They asked him why he was so upset. With a terrible cry, he answered, "it says CELEBRATE, not celibate!"
tee hee!
Peace to all-Lauren