Updated list of Watchtower RANKS (*not* Classes!)

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  • Focus
    Focus

    UPDATED LIST OF WATCHTOWER "RANKS" (not CLASSES!)

    1 Less Senile Man Who 'Specially Advises' The President of the WTBTS
    2 The President of the Watchtower Society of Jehovah's Witnesses
    3 Jehovah God [As WTBTS President interprets/'explains' all... ]
    4 Charles Taze Russell, occasionally The Faithful & Discreet Slave
    5 Michael=Jesus, Satan [Jesus/Satan oddly confusable in WTBTS literature]
    6 Other Governing Body Member (White)
    7 Other more submissive Archangel
    8 Writing Staff Member
    9 Common or Garden Angel/Spirit
    10 Other Committee head
    11 Higher-Up Biblical Prophet (e.g. "Moses" Class)
    12 Other Governing Body Member (Black or servile)
    13 Prominent Bethelite
    14 Biblical Prophet (e.g. "Ezekiel" Class)
    15 Other Committee Member
    16 Male Biblical "Honorable Mention" (e.g. "David" Class)
    17 Branch Overseer
    18 District Overseer
    19 Circuit Overseer
    20 City Overseer
    21 Presiding Overseer
    22 Elder with influence
    23 Common or Garden Bethelite
    24 Male Anointed One (active) ("Anointed Remnant" Class)
    25 Common or garden Elder
    26 Ministerial Servant
    27 Male Special Pioneer
    28 Male Pioneer
    29 Male Auxiliary Pioneer
    30 Male Anointed One (less active)
    31 Male Alleged Anointed One
    32 Male Dead Anointed One
    33 Male Regular Publisher (but if non-JW spouse, lower)
    34 Male Irregular Publisher (but if non-JW spouse, lower)
    35 Male Inactive Publisher (but if non-JW spouse, lower)
    36 Male Dead Publisher
    37 Female Biblical "Honorable Mention" (Ruth Class, HIGHEST for a Female)
    38 Female Anointed One (active)
    39 Female Anointed One (less active)
    40 Female Alleged Anointed One
    41 Female Dead Anointed One
    42 Female Special Pioneer
    43 Female Pioneer
    44 Female Auxiliary Pioneer
    45 Female Regular Publisher (but if non-JW spouse, lower)
    46 Female Irregular Publisher (but if non-JW spouse, lower)
    47 Female Inactive Publisher (but if non-JW spouse, lower)
    48 Female Dead Publisher
    49 jW with suspected "worldly leanings" (or who forgets to dress per code)
    50 jW with at least one DF/DA relative (if they misbehave, becomes a C-59)
    51 Marked jW
    52 Reproved jW
    53 Male unbaptized Associate
    54 Female unbaptized Associate
    55 Male child of jW (sub-Class rank depends on Congregational Rank of Pop)
    56 Female child of jW (sub-Class rank depends on Rank of Pater)
    57 Male child of unbaptized Associate
    58 Female child of unbaptized Associate; Dead unbaptized associate/family
    59 "Spiritually Weak" jW; Dead non-jW who never heard the message; Hitler
    60 jW known to have "Apostate Leanings", Other Dead;Mother Teresa (dogmeat)
    61 Male householder starting a Bible Study
    62 Female householder starting a Bible Study; any who paid for literature
    63 Other Male adult (Catholics, Beardeds and Smokers at the bottom)
    64 Other Submissive Female adult (ditto); Rapist [subject to Flicker Light]
    65 Other Male Child
    66 Idiot, Infidel or Lunatic
    67 Other Female Child
    68 Co-operative & submissive & clean non-jW Spouse of jW (Male higher)
    69 One suspected of "running ahead of Jehovah" (never forgivable)
    70 Co-operative & submissive non-jW Close Family of jW (Male much higher)
    71 Non-human animals (snakes and bottom-feeding pond scum excepted)
    72 Householder (either sex) who has politely said "not interested"
    73 Householder (either sex) who has said "get lost"
    74 Householder (either sex) who has offended (marked for early destruction)
    75 Householder (either sex) who set household pet on jW (likewise)
    76 Internet User or Child-Molester (unless Elder, in which case can be OK)
    77 Unsubmissive Female; Demon
    78 Unco-operative or unsubmissive or unclean non-jW Spouse of jW
    79 Unco-operative or unsubmissive non-jW Family of jW
    80 Formally Disassociated One
    81 Bottom-feeding Pond Scum
    82 Informally Disassociated One
    83 Serpent
    84 Living Mass-Murderer; Trinitarian (if different)
    85 Masturbator, Homosexual [taught as basically the same thing]
    86 One said to be pending J.C. [to jW this means not Jesus!] proceedings
    87 Opposer who was never associated
    88 jW who accepts Blood Transfusion
    89 Clergyman, other Harlot
    90 Opposer who had been associated
    91 Pope, other Great Whore; George Orwell
    92 Disfellowshipped One (unless lower still)
    93 Shunned One (unless lower still)
    94 Member of "Swine" Class (unless of even lower rank)
    95 Vomit-Eating Dog, Apostatized One (Watters-Penton-Reed Class)
    96 Member of "Evil Slave" Class (e.g. Ray Franz Class)
    97 Demonized One (e.g. Feuerbacher-Bergman-Raines-JanG-JH Class)
    98 One who Attempts to Tape-Record Judicial Committee proceedings
    99 Wicked Demonized One (e.g., W.F.Salter-Focus-Farkel-Steinhaug-Kotwal-Hovland Class)
    100Viprous Concealed-Apostatical One (e.g. Prominent Bethelite AntiType)

    "God is not the author of confusion " - 1 Cor. 14:33

    See! It is simple, just like the "Good News" viz. that those with Rank numbered 60-100 get destroyed at HAR!-MaggieDonAndOnAndOn or never get brought back. Hitler comes back, Mother Teresa does not, typical Watchtower "justice". Do I get thanks for having made it all so simple (in the inimitable style of dear Chas Russell)?

    --
    Focus
    (Rank #99 - but has contacts even further down! Class)

  • Fredhall
    Fredhall

    You forgot one and that is:

    101. Dingbats who oppose JW'S

  • TR
    TR

    102: Dingbats who are JW's.

    TR

  • Focus
    Focus

    > 102: Dingbats who are JW's.

    Actually, no.
    These are already included in Ranks 1 - 52. In fact, *ALL* of Ranks 1 - 24 are dingbats, and a fair number of Ranks 25 - 52.

    --
    Focus
    (Enumerating Class)

    Edited by - Focus on 13 February 2001 1:48:35

  • TR
    TR

    Thanks, Focus. I stand corrected.

    TR

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    Focus,

    I`m feeling very stumbled because I only reached 92.5 on your Richter scale.

    I need some urgent shepherding, some building-up and lots and lots of undeserved loving kindness.

    I know, I know! I shall go out in the service. Then I shall go to the book study.

    Oh this is all too silly, everyone knows I`ll be down the pub.

    Englishman.

  • Fredhall
    Fredhall

    Keep playing with your strings TR. You might get somewhere in life with it.

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    There are often arguments here about who is the greatest clown, fluffiest pic, most prolific poster, has the biggest head etc.. I have been away for a long while but, when it comes to raw intellect and natural brain power, I doubt anyone has thus far come close to matching the clarity of thought and posting firepower of the beloved Focus.

    If anyone can direct me to the man's famous "list" (of failed watchtower prophesies) Please let me know.

    Oh where Oh where has the prominent bethel fighter gone?

    zerubberballs dejavu class

    Kindly report your Focus sightings here please - he ain't hard to miss no matter what his guise.

    or to [email protected]

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    you missed female married to a GB member - they come quite high up - if they are white of course

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    37 Female Biblical "Honorable Mention" (Ruth Class, HIGHEST for a Female)

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