A Handy Guide to Woo and Assorted Superstitions

by cofty 20 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • cofty
    cofty

    It's interesting how superstitious people point the finger and laugh at other people's superstitions.

    The only honest thing is to reject all of them. Here is a handy checklist to see if you have missed any.

  • snare&racket
    snare&racket

    Just because you have never experienced crystal powers does not mean they don't exist....... Tosser!

    I once fixed an uneven testicle with 1/2 lb of quartz and some superglue........

  • cofty
    cofty

    aaaaarrrrgh you made my eyes water with that joke!

    Brought back bad memories of my snip.

    How did the exams go? Hope you didn't fail homeopathy.

  • Comatose
    Comatose

    lol the chart really is accurate. Funny to see the cross spectrum spread on some.

  • cofty
    cofty

    Scientology borrows from all classes of bollocks.

  • JeffT
    JeffT

    I see you did not include hexagonal water. Does this mean I should join my in laws in the MLM they keep trying to recruit me into?

  • cofty
    cofty

    I can't take the credit for the chart, I saw it on the interweb and saved it for future use.

    Hexagonal water? WTF? That's a new on me.

    It makes me laugh when you watch tv adverts for health and beauty products with made-up science sounding ingredients.

    There are no limits to the ways to entice the superstitious.

  • Comatose
  • cofty
    cofty

    Can I interest you in some dihydrogen monoxide?

    It's good for all that ails you.

  • rip van winkle
    rip van winkle

    I don't know if reflexology or shiatsu 'works', but it sure feels so good.

    I don't know if rolfing 'works', but it hurts so good.

    I don't know if aromatherapy 'works', but it smells so good.

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