So you want to leave the Jehovah's Witnesses?

by Watchtower-Free 23 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • Watchtower-Free
  • Oubliette
    Oubliette

    marking

  • villagegirl
    villagegirl

    Very entertaining and good advice spoiled only by

    some Borsheims pop- up window covering half of it

    that will not close - Simon can this pop-up be fixed ?

    removed? made to close somehow ? Or wait its an Ad Choices

    window and changes ads, but refuses to close. OMG its scary

  • Watchtower-Free
    Watchtower-Free

    The man who did this cartoon is a professional cartoon artist with

    very recognized credentials

  • rmt1
    rmt1

    LOL Going insane was an option.

  • AuntConnie
    AuntConnie

    Your better off trying to check out of the Hotel California than Hostel de Patterson. Hotel California allows you to check-out, with Pattterson no permit is given for any reason. Newbies, once you check in you will never be able to leave.

    Why is a heavy emphasis on Jesus Christ's name so scary to long-time Jehovah's Witnesses? Early Christians were anxious to share the Good News about Jesus Christ while Modern Jehovah's Witnesses will frown and look upon you with great suspcion if you mention his name more than once a month (or something like that) leading to close monitoring of your activity. Where did we go wrong and how did we miss the unhealthy fear of Jesus Christ's name, it's a Cult thing.

  • rmt1
    rmt1

    You will be placed on their version of a terrorist watch list if you cite or draw inspiration or parallels from the founding member(s) who rebeled or in some way stuck it to the Man. Citing, quoting, leveraging, imitating or borrowing from Jesus in non-sanctioned ways is eating their lunch. There is a special designated area set aside behind fencing and at some distance from anyone else where you can practice your freedom of speech about Jesus. This is covered under the Berean Amendment to make sure such and such is so. Act now, for supplies of this freedom of speech are limited.

  • grumblecakes
    grumblecakes

    Awesome

  • integ
    integ

    What does it mean when people post "Marking" ?

    I don't get it.

  • smiddy
    smiddy

    That was very good and entertaining but most of all very true.

    smiddy

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