Something terrible has just happened

by Crazyguy 31 Replies latest jw friends

  • Crazyguy
    Crazyguy
    The neighbor child came over to play with my youngest child. I think she's about 4 maybe 5. Well anyway there was some strawberries out on the counter and she asked if she could have one and I said no. When I looked over later I saw her sneak one. I sent her home right away but then thought it would be mean to not let her come back over at a later date. So I decided the thing to do was to kill slowly and sacrifice my oldest daughter to myself because this really pissed me off that this little 4 year old would not do what I told her to do. What a way to start off this weekend. Hope you'll all have a better weekend then me.
  • paulmolark
    paulmolark
    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  • bohm
    bohm
    Man, you are like the most moral person i know
  • notoneoftheboys
    notoneoftheboys
    I suggest you seek counselling....
  • stillin
    stillin
    You have probably made your point. Hopefully your oldest daughter is still up for some strawberries.
  • Simon
    Simon
    Good analogy / metaphore. Shows up the fallacy of "the loving god" story.
  • Daniel1555
    Daniel1555

    Don't be a drama queen.

    Be happy that this kid wanted to eat something healthy as a strawberry.

  • Wild_Thing
    Wild_Thing
    It's not her fault. I'm sure a snake made her do it. Did she realize she was naked after she ate the strawberry?
  • kairos
    kairos

    I think you did what any kind and loving authority figure should have done.

    ( No sin here. Move along )

  • berrygerry
    berrygerry
    Ignore post (sarcasm alert sometimes needed).

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