Friday's Joke - adult G

by waiting 2 Replies latest social humour

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  waiting

  Contributed by Frenchy, although he doesn't know it yet.

  The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert,
  set up their tent, and are asleep. Some hours later, The
  Lone Ranger wakes his faithful friend.

  "Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
  Tonto replies, "Me see millions of stars."

  "What does that tell you?" ask The Lone Ranger.

  Tonto ponders for a minute.
  
  "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are
  millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
  Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise,
  it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
  Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all powerful
  and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically,
  it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What it
  tell you, Kemo Sabi?"

  The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, then speaks.
  "Tonto, you Dumb Ass, someone has stolen our tent."

  Thanks Frenchy!
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  larc

  The Lone Ranger and Tonto were in the mountains. There were a 1000 indians coming from the east and a 1000 indian coming from the west. The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "I think we are going to die here, today," and Tonto replied, "What do you mean 'we' white man."
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  Frenchy

  I have another Lone Ranger joke, but it's rated PG13. I wouldn't want to expose Fred Hall's virgin ears to this. Maybe later when he's asleep....

  -Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it-