BTW: I just got a new car this weekend! Yay! (page 2)

Reborn2002

FORD acronyms

Found On Road Dead

FORD backwards = Driver Returns On Foot

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SUBARU backwards

U R A BUS

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PONTIAC

Poor Old Ninkumpoop (racial slur used first time I heard it) Thinks Its a Cadillac

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It is not religious persecution for an informed person to expose publicly a certain religion as being false, thus allowing persons to see the difference between false religion and true religion.
WT 11/15/1963 page 688 paragraph 3

DakotaRed

Hey Reborn, ya missed a couple;

MOPAR
Mostly Old Parts and Rust

Motor On Pavement After Race

Chevrolet

Can't Hear Every Valve Rattle Over Lousy Engine Tuning

FIAT

Found In A Tow

There are more, but I can't think of them right now.

If God's Spirit is filling a Kingdom Hall, how is it that Satan can manuever the ones within that Kingdom Hall at the same time?

TR

Oh Violet, TSK TSK TSK! Isn't this a "showy display of ones means of life"? An elder in a cong I went to said: "JWs don't need new cars".

I guess it takes a while to mature as a 'hovah.

TR

UADNA-WA
Unseen Apostate Directorate of North America- Washington Division

Hyghlandyr

Car? What's a car?

>smiles<

refiners fire

How do we know this isnt just another jest,
a hoax, to rev us up??

SYN

Refiners Fire: Probably, but at least this one's entertaining!
DakotaRed: HEHE!
VioletAnai: I'm STUMBLED! You know what they say about those sisters who have their own cars...it's not submissive to have your own car, you know! Only your husband should drive, otherwise you are usurping his authority! HORRORS! You're gonna get counseled for this for sure.

And if you're unmarried, I guess you're just gonna have to walk then, aren't you? Jehovah didn't give you legs for nothing!

During a code review, when I asked why there was not a comment in 240,000 lines of code which was getting handed to me for maintenance, the programmer replied, "I'm terse."

Scully

No wonder you're getting baptized. Did someone "buy" your "loyalty"??

Or did you while making your decision to get baptized, say a prayer to the effect of "oh Jehovah, if you're happy with my decision, please show me a sign!!" and voilà you come up with this car. What a lovely "blessing" that you can share with Beans to shag and smoke pot in the back seat and have a jolly good time in. Lovely Christian sentiments those.

Hope it has FOUR doors. You'll need them for service.

Enjoy!

Love, Scully

PS: Here in Canada, FORD stands for "Fixed Or Repaired Daily"