BTW: I just got a new car this weekend! Yay!

by VioletAnai 19 Replies latest jw friends

  • Reborn2002

    FORD acronyms

    Found On Road Dead

    FORD backwards = Driver Returns On Foot


    SUBARU backwards

    U R A BUS



    Poor Old Ninkumpoop (racial slur used first time I heard it) Thinks Its a Cadillac


    It is not religious persecution for an informed person to expose publicly a certain religion as being false, thus allowing persons to see the difference between false religion and true religion.
    WT 11/15/1963 page 688 paragraph 3

  • DakotaRed

    Hey Reborn, ya missed a couple;

    Mostly Old Parts and Rust

    Motor On Pavement After Race


    Can't Hear Every Valve Rattle Over Lousy Engine Tuning


    Found In A Tow

    There are more, but I can't think of them right now.

    If God's Spirit is filling a Kingdom Hall, how is it that Satan can manuever the ones within that Kingdom Hall at the same time?

  • TR

    Oh Violet, TSK TSK TSK! Isn't this a "showy display of ones means of life"? An elder in a cong I went to said: "JWs don't need new cars".

    I guess it takes a while to mature as a 'hovah.


    Unseen Apostate Directorate of North America- Washington Division

  • Hyghlandyr

    Car? What's a car?


  • refiners fire
    refiners fire

    How do we know this isnt just another jest,
    a hoax, to rev us up??

  • SYN

    Refiners Fire: Probably, but at least this one's entertaining!
    DakotaRed: HEHE!
    VioletAnai: I'm STUMBLED! You know what they say about those sisters who have their own's not submissive to have your own car, you know! Only your husband should drive, otherwise you are usurping his authority! HORRORS! You're gonna get counseled for this for sure.

    And if you're unmarried, I guess you're just gonna have to walk then, aren't you? Jehovah didn't give you legs for nothing!

    During a code review, when I asked why there was not a comment in 240,000 lines of code which was getting handed to me for maintenance, the programmer replied, "I'm terse."

  • Scully

    No wonder you're getting baptized. Did someone "buy" your "loyalty"??

    Or did you while making your decision to get baptized, say a prayer to the effect of "oh Jehovah, if you're happy with my decision, please show me a sign!!" and voilĂ  you come up with this car. What a lovely "blessing" that you can share with Beans to shag and smoke pot in the back seat and have a jolly good time in. Lovely Christian sentiments those.

    Hope it has FOUR doors. You'll need them for service.


    Love, Scully

    PS: Here in Canada, FORD stands for "Fixed Or Repaired Daily"

  • plmkrzy

    Did I miss a thread?
    The one where Violet say's "JUST KIDDING!"

    Violet You will have to remove that offensive gesture from your profile!

    Gosh...I had a new car once.

    Dakota, Theres a dirty way to say "Fix or Repair Daily"????

    I too have a FORD it's a darn fine car. Old but fine. Old mustang

  • LDH

    Did you know that 30% of Japanese business men have Cataracts?

    The rest drive Rincons or Lange Lovers.

  • bitter mango
    bitter mango

    ahahhaha fords suck , really *coming from a mechanics daughter *!

    let me dream inside you

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