There's something in the sink looking at me.

by joelbear 14 Replies latest jw friends

  • joelbear
    joelbear

    Its down in the drain and I can barely make it out but it's definitely showing signs that it is attracted to me.

    How should I respond?

    Joel

  • Scully
    Scully

    Is it big enough to cook for dinner??

    If not, pour boiling water down the drain. Or Liquid Plumber.

    Love, Scully


  • YYHWH
    YYHWH

    Get rid of it NOW !!! It is probally a demon, I had one in my drain one time. I got rid of it by shredding up an old Watchtower magazine and mixing it with urine and blending it together and pouring it down the drain.

    It never came back.

  • WildHorses
    WildHorses

    Eat it, before it eats you

    I don't want someone in my life I can live with. I want someone in my life I can't live without.
  • NeonMadman
    NeonMadman

    It's probably two elders keeping you under surveillance to get the goods on you...

    Tom

    "At midnight all the agents and the superhuman crew go out and round up everyone who knows more than they do"
    --Bob Dylan
  • joelbear
    joelbear

    It just talked to me.

    It said its name was Cathy and that it wanted me bad.

    I asked it if it had a drain brother.

    Joel

  • LDH
    LDH

    LOL @ Joel.

    Hugs and Kisses your way, Joel.

    Lisa

  • dmouse
    dmouse

    Hey Joel, stop eating those mushrooms from your back yard.

  • RedhorseWoman
    RedhorseWoman

    Well, Joel, if you put some baking soda down the drain, it may not get rid of Cathy, but she will at least smell fresh.

  • flower
    flower

    hmm maybe this is your answer to the 'why dont people like me?' question.

    bet if you stop conversating with things in your sink you would have more friends.

    :)

    flower

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