"The Story of Elijah - A Hair Transplant Could Have Prevented Tragedy"
Woman, please tell us you earn your living as a professional comic or comedy writer. At the very least you might consider offering your services to the WTS's Writing Department to do a monthly "Laughter Is the Best Medicine" Awake column. Think of it: the brotherhood might return to the good old days when they actually read the litter-ature.
-AMNESIAN, still laughing out loud at the timely spiritual serving, "Easing Nature---Is It for Christians?"