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by alamb 14 Replies latest jw friends

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  AMNESIAN

  Scully:

  "The Story of Elijah - A Hair Transplant Could Have Prevented Tragedy"

  Woman, please tell us you earn your living as a professional comic or comedy writer. At the very least you might consider offering your services to the WTS's Writing Department to do a monthly "Laughter Is the Best Medicine" Awake column. Think of it: the brotherhood might return to the good old days when they actually read the litter-ature.

  -AMNESIAN, still laughing out loud at the timely spiritual serving, "Easing Nature---Is It for Christians?"
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  Scully

  Dear Amnesian:

  Thank you. I am not a professional comic or comedy writer, although I would like to do that when I grow up. In the meantime, I am a registered nurse working in the field of maternal-newborn care.

  I'm glad you liked my "Easing Nature" article, it was a lot of fun to write.

  Love, Scully

  
  
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  AMNESIAN

  Scully:
  

  Thank you. I am not a professional comic or comedy writer, although I would like to do that when I grow up. In the meantime, I am a registered nurse working in the field of maternal-newborn care.

  A highly-skilled medical professional on top of being a talented comedic scribe? Well, that just hardly seems fair at all .

  Keep up the good work---on both counts!

  -AMNESIAN
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  seedy3

  The meaning of Gen 24:2,3 and 47:29, Abraham and Israel were secretly Bisexual.
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  new boy

  I did get a peek at the new program!

  "Disown Your family with Minimum Emotion"

  "The Elder's Handbook to Insensitivity"

  "I'm OK---You're OK Dead"

  "Out of Darkness---Into Pitch Black"

  "RAISING PARANOID CHILDREN"

  "THE 1914 --200 YEAR "GENERATION"

  "UNITY THROUGH FEAR"

  "SEEK AND YE SHALL BE DISFELLOWSHIPPED"

  AND THEN THERE IS THE KEY NOTE ADDRESS-------"Armageddon---Jehovah's Witnesses' Answer to hell fire"