Vid, don't cry I LOVE it. I missed it the first time you posted your lyrics.
The original was great but with your words it's perfect.
You might be able to put the lyrics to this Warren Zevon song,
steve2 - "You might be able to put the lyrics to this Warren Zevon song..."
Uh, I don't think so.
It was meant for this:
* gasp *
It got a "Like".