Okay, I got this in an email from a friend. It's pretty cheesy but fun. Who's got the worst name? Mine is Snotty Bubblebutt.
Here's the email:
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose...
Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants",
by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names. It's a great book for little relatives.
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
> > > a = poopsie
> > > b = lumpy
> > > c = buttercup
> > > d = gidget
> > > e = crusty
> > > f = greasy
> > > g = fluffy
> > > h = cheeseball
> > > I = chim-chim
> > > j = stinky
> > > k = flunky
> > > l = booger
> > > m = pinky
> > > n = zippy
> > > o = goober
> > > p = doofus
> > > q = slimy
> > > r = loopy
> > > s = snotty
> > > t = tulefel
> > > u = dorkey
> > > v = squeezit
> > > w = oprah
> > > x = skipper
> > > y = dinky
> > > z = zsa-zsa.
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
> > > a = diaper
> > > b = toilet
> > > c = giggle
> > > d = burger
> > > e = girdle
> > > f = barf
> > > g = lizard
> > > h = waffle
> > > i = cootie
> > > j = monkey
> > > k = potty
> > > l = liver
> > > m = banana
> > > n = rhino
> > > o = bubble
> > > p = hamster
> > > q = toad
> > > r = gizzard
> > > s = pizza
> > > t = gerbil
> > > u = chicken
> > > v = pickle
> > > w = chuckle
> > > x = tofu
> > > y = gorilla
> > > z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
> > > a = head
> > > b = mouth
> > > c = face
> > > d = nose
> > > e = tush
> > > f = breath
> > > g = pants
> > > h = shorts
> > > i = lips
> > > j= honker
> > > k = butt
> > > l = brain
> > > m = tushie
> > > n = chunks
> > > o = hiney
> > > p = biscuits
> > > q = toes
> > > r = buns
> > > s = fanny
> > > t = sniffer
> > > u = sprinkles
> > > v = kisser
> > > w = squirt
> > > x = humperdinck
> > > y = brains
> > > z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Gober Chickenshorts.
Bill Clinton's name is Booger Liverchunks.