Unseen Apostate Directorate

by Dawn 33 Replies latest jw friends

  • ChiChiMama

    Dawn and AMarie,

    I think I figured it out.All you have to do is cut and past the following in your signature,

    b]UADNA-Unseen Apostate Directorate of North America

  • ChiChiMama

    I'm official now.

    I'm waiting for my welcome party.

    b]UADNA-Unseen Apostate Directorate of North America

  • Elsewhere

    Sounds like the Evil Atheist Conspiracy...

    "As every one knows, there are mistakes in the Bible" - The Watchtower, April 15, 1928, p. 126
    Believe in yourself, not mythology.
    <x ><

  • apostate man
    apostate man

    Actually, to be a member you need a black suit and a pair of black sunglasses, and of course one of those little zap-in-your-eye-forgetful-things.

    Break the chains that bind you,
    unless, of course, you're into that sort of thing.
  • SYN

    Nathan: The African contingent is doing well, and our work is advancing as planned, but we need more funding in order to complete our local WatchtowerCide operation, codenamed "AssClown". Please contact me as soon as feasible about this situation.

    Your 'Brother' in Arms,

    Seven006: "Have you tried drugs? Shooting up a little heroin might do the trick, it's hard to type when your stoned out of your mind. I don't know how TR does it!"

  • Xander

    SYN: Like your new profile pic!
    pssst...the supplies are on their way
    And the eagle flies at midnight!

    Xander F
    (Unseen Apostate Directorate of North America - Ohio order)

    A fanatic is one who, upon losing sight of his goals, redoubles his efforts.
    --George Santayana

  • TexSham

    I'll join if I can wear camoflauge and there is some arraingment for grenade tossing drills.

  • COMF

    you will be contacted when the time is right.

    Now's the time to speak the word
    Time to let the truth be heard
    Never be by threats deterred
    Come on, spit it out, don't be a turd.

  • rhett

    Hmmmmmm, ever wonder why my email is closed?

  • Nathan Natas
    Nathan Natas

    This is a test.

    UADNA cells are requested to "release the flying monkeys".

    This is only a test.

    Natas cell test status: SUCCESSFUL

    Expose! EXPOSE! EXPOSE the "king" and his "kingdom"!
    - Nathan Natas, UADNA
    (Unseen Apostate Directorate of North America)

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