Once I had a secret love

joelbear

Don't ya just love Doris Day songs.

Last night I had a dream about my first love. His name was David. It was 8th grade.

sigh

Joel

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why not Cindy?

rhett

Well Fred, my guess would be that Joel's gay.
idiot.

butalbee

hey, Joel, just a question--do you assume the role of the male or female in your relationships?

Fredhall

Rhett,

I know you jackass!! But Cindy does look good.

LDH

Butalbee,

That would be the type of question you would ask via email, if at all.

Lisa

BeautifulGarbage

Doris Day song???

I like Bugs Bunny's version better!

Andee

joelbear

What is the role of the female?

Are you talking sexually?

I don't think Simon wants me to be graphic on the board.

I'm not sure there is an exact equivalent to male female sex.

Like, during 69 with two men, which one is the female?

Favorite line from Queer Duck episode.

What are those two men doing?

errr uh, they're inflating each other.

During anal sex I am quite content (actually using quite more than content) being on the bottom. Most homos like giving and getting. When this occurs, we have a special hat that we wear to signify which role we wish to play on a certain day (or night). Mitch keeps hiding my man hat, damn him.

All male male sex does not involve holes (believe it or not). Frottage is a quite popular form of sexual activity for two men and it requires both men to have penises to be most stimulating.

I hope this answers your inquiry.

Thank you and have a nice day.

Joel

joelbear

Mitch does the laundry and I do the dishes.

Which one is manlier laundry or dishes?

Joel

Xander

butal's off taking a cold shower....

(hey, does that even work for girls?)

Xander F
(Unseen Apostate Directorate of North America - Ohio order)
A fanatic is one who, upon losing sight of his goals, redoubles his efforts.
--George Santayana

Once I had a secret love

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