Things The Governing Body Believes

by frankiespeakin 29 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • Splash
    Splash

    62. Any word in the dictionary can be redefined for the Watchtower magazine, so those 'in' the religion read it differently to those outside.

    63. Any thing said today can be changed tomorrow. Both versions will be correct since the GB never make mistakes, merely add refinement to the words of Jehovah.

    64. A secular quotation can be cut, chopped and used out of context, so long as it can be twisted to support JW doctrine.

  • poess
    poess

    I asked the lady who studied with me if it was true that apostates are mentally diseased. She simply asked if I had been looking at the internet...

  • AndDontCallMeShirley
    AndDontCallMeShirley

    65. If the media gives a favorable report about WT, justice prevails over Satan's system

    66. If the media reports something negative about WT, Satan's entire sytem is unjust and "persecuting" God's people.

  • JW GoneBad
    JW GoneBad

    67. The Goerning Body Believes Hopes that when Armageddon starts, Jesus Christ is going to overlook the fact that WT neglected to show The Warrior and Lord Jesus due honor and recognition in their publications!

  • Suspicious
    Suspicious

    68. Its ok to celebrate the death of Jesus once a year but it's evil to celebrate Mother’s or Father’s day.

    69. It's ok to watch a magical talking donkey, but bad to watch Harry Potter.

    70. It's ok to drive a car out in field service, but the companies building them will be destroyed for ruining the earth.

  • clarity
    clarity

    They believe that marking down every minute that you preach

    makes you a spiritual person .....if it totals over 10 hours!

    This paper must be handed in or phoned in, every mth for the

    rest of your life! Failure to do this will bring punishment.

    clarity

  • frankiespeakin
    frankiespeakin

    71. Human's will be burned like hot dogs over a fire at armageddon and it will be a traumatic scene for the survivors to get used to as they clean up the mess Jehovah made after he's through killing people.

    72. When Jehovah kills everyone except members of the Watchtower corporation, he will be doing it out of LOVE

  • AndDontCallMeShirley
    AndDontCallMeShirley

    71. Human's will be burned like hot dogs over a fire at armageddon and it will be a traumatic scene for the survivors to get used to as they clean up the mess Jehovah made after he's through killing people.

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    More specifically, this is what Anthony Morris hopes for.

    It's on his special "wish list".

    The other GB members have the same wish, they're just not as publicly exuberant about it as "Tony M" is.

  • frankiespeakin
    frankiespeakin

    72. Getting a Higher Education = Brain surgery with a bullet from a gun to cure OCD

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1B7DRwti-H4

  • pixel
    pixel

    73: The "men" in 1 Timothy 2:5 doesn't mean a member of the species Homo sapiens or all the members ofthis species collectively, without regard to sex, like the dictonary states, but means only 144,000.

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