Problems with my tax return, need help.

I received my tax return for 2012 back from the IRS.

It puzzles me!!

They questioning how many dependents I claimed.

I guess it was because of my response to the question, list

all dependents?"

I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants, 3 million crack heads, 42

million unemployed people on food stamps, 1 million JW pioneers,

2 million people in over 243 prisons and 535 persons in the

U.S. house and senate

Evidently, this was not an acceptable answer. I keep asking

myself, who the Heck did I miss?

You can't claim the 1 million JW pioneers. They are dependent upon you, true enough.

But they all file their own return and get a refund.

truly funny

that one does the rounds here in Asutralia but here is added 40,000 illegal immigrants. Good one.