How many light bulbs does it take to change a Jehovah's Witness?

by DT 4 Replies latest jw friends

  • DT
    DT

    Just one, all you have to do is turn it on and he will instantly adjust to the new light.

  • cobaltcupcake
    cobaltcupcake

    LOL! I think you need to use a dimmer switch and bring up the light gradually.

  • Calebs Airplane
    Calebs Airplane

    Excellent question...

    I believe the answer is this: J-Dubs already have easy access to as many light bulbs as they can possibly need to see things more clearly. They simply need to find the light switch and turn it on...

  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    Just don't use those squiggly things, or the "light(??)" will further distort things. LED or incandescent is better.

  • OnTheWayOut
    OnTheWayOut

    Good one, DT.

    So profound. If he doesn't accept and adjust to the new light, he still changes by seeing the light more clearly for the bullshit that it is.

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