Ruminating on an age old question...

Glander

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and

had a cold beer.

The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated

some deep thinking on various topics.

Finally I thought about an age old question:

Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful

than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking,

I have come up with the answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby;

and here is the reason for my conclusion.

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say,

It might be nice to have another child."

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know,

I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case. Time for another beer.

mrsjones5

Funny. I have no idea what it feels like to get kicked in the nuts but I do know what it feels like to push out an 11 pounder and tear my vajayjay in two places.

Amelia Ashton

If after being kicked in the nuts you had all your heart's desires fulfilled for a year woud you do it again to get another year's worth.

soontobe

nancy drew

I have not experienced either one of these and that is fine with me