What the hell day is it anyway??

butalbee

OMG. Life is a blur, Just trying to figure out, is it really tuesday? Is it tuesday? What day is it? Where the hell am I? What have I been doing? What happened to the weekend? Am I ever gonna get a god damn day off from work? Why do I have sooooooooooooo many crazy people in my life? Why did everyone forget my birthday? Ok, it was thrusday, same day as the memorial....Where the hell is that easter bunny? Why can't I sleep at night? How do I resist temptation that just happens to be in next room--shirtless--should I jump his bones or take cold shower? Why do I attract insane men like bee's w/ honey? Where the hell am I? Um, hello, is anybody there? Um, hello???????

butalbee

Okay, now I'm gonna reply to my own post, cuz I am truly NUTS: Here is my own advice for my own dementia: "wherever you go, there you are".

Have a drink.

Yep.....now I'm talking to myself...someone dial 911, tell 'em to bring a straight jacket.

bitter mango

hmmm, go get laid??

not an option? got any good porn and some toys laying around?

(¯`·.¸the deeper the wound i'm inside you¸.·´¯)

Doc_jedd

Hello information?......Quick get me the number for 911!!!!!..........OH.....Well send an ambulance to butalbee`s house quick!!!.......tell em to bring a straight jacket.....Thanks oporator
"gosh I hope shes ok thinks Jedd

butalbee

Could be an option: Got the man, now all I have to do is get the pants off....God damn pants.

And for the porn, well.....would really like to live out that scenario tonight. Make my own movies. Yeah, right.

Damn morals, WTF.

Valis

Come to Texas...you obviously need a good spanking and a time out...oh and spiritual food to say the least....

Sincerely,

District Overbeer

Satanus

Buty

You and valis scored about the same on some test a while ago. Maybe you guys got potential. Nudge nudge grin grin

SS

Xander

How do I resist temptation that just happens to be in next room
Not that JW guy is it? C'mon butal, you know he's no good for you. You KNOW it. You've said as much here. REPEATEDLY. Be strong. You've got good friends here, and you WILL meet Mr. Right some day.

(If, on the off chance, he's NOT that same JW guy you've been talking about - ignore the above paragraph)

got any good porn and some toys laying around?

GODDAMNIT mango, you are a BAD, BAD girl. What are you doing this weekend? Interested in couples?

A fanatic is one who, upon losing sight of his goals, redoubles his efforts.
--George Santayana

bitter mango

xander!! i'm a very goooood little girl.. with some very dirty ideas OOOo so yer wifey is into 3somes?! lucky, lucky man you are

bee, seriously, you ok?? like what exactly set this all off?

(¯`·.¸the deeper the wound i'm inside you¸.·´¯)

Xander

lucky, lucky man you are

*sigh* - not to my knowledge, but it can only hurt painfully and permanently to ask though, right? [8>]

Hmmmm....butal appears to have dropped off the board....hope she's not doing something she'll regret. Well, long term anyway.

A fanatic is one who, upon losing sight of his goals, redoubles his efforts.
--George Santayana

What the hell day is it anyway??

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