JW bumper stickers

by innerpeace 100 Replies latest jw friends

  • punkofnice
    punkofnice

    Would you welcome a vist? Well, we're coming anyway

  • innerpeace
    innerpeace

    Caution: driver has blinders on

  • mrquik
    mrquik

    LOL Punk. I've to get that & " Honk if you wish you could kill apostates"

  • Open mind
    Open mind

    A Circuit Overseer we had about 10 years ago had a license plate frame that said:

    Happiness Is Being A Pioneer

    Sorry for killing the mood in here.

    Excellent thread until now.

    om

  • punkofnice
    punkofnice

    Jehovah's witnesses don't lie...it's just 'theocratic warfare'.

  • DATA-DOG
    DATA-DOG

    I have one more for the list. For racing fans...

    In case of Rapture, nothing will happen..

    My boss is a Collective Pope.

    Honk if love Missionary style.

    If you don't like my religion, just wait, it will change.

    This vehicle makes sudden stops..for Garage Sales.

    It could be worse, I could be a Mormon.

    If only surfing Instagram counted as field service.

    Don't TAZE me Bro!

    My Return Visit is STARBUCKS!

    You would be suprised at the sh** you can do with free labor.

    If it weren't for JW's, who would clean up vomit at Schools?!

    Workout? Why? The end is coming soon!

    Protecting Pedophiles one dollar at a time!

    Working With Children? Yes Please!

    I bought this piece from my CO.

    Worried about health care? Become a CO. Someone else will take care of it.

    Giving Caesar's things to Caesar, when it's convenient and free.

    I'm a CO. I don't buy sh**!

    Malawi.. can't win 'em all.

    JW's, just like Scientologists, without the boring science!

    JW's, thinkingest people on the planet.

    John 3:16 ( except you )

    JW's consider Blacks just as good as women.

    Danger! Asian Jw behind the wheel!

    It's Millerite Time...

    I graduated from Watchtower University

    My other Return Visit is your mom.

    I'm not tailgating, I'm tacking in the wind!

    Let' keep this thread alive!!!

  • skeeter1
    skeeter1

    "Caution - I just converted to Jehovah's Witnsses and gave up cigarettes"

    "Friends don't let Friends know the truth about the Truth"

    A sticker with letters that fade "Proud to be a F A D E R"

    "If this car is carrying a Christmas Tree, please call (718) 560-5000"

  • Badfish
    Badfish

    In case of Armageddon, this driver will be alive

  • mP
    mP

    Jehovah loves slaves.

  • mP
    mP

    It would be funny if everyone printed stickers and stuck them to cars parked in KHs.

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