I am beginning to wonder

by mouthy 69 Replies latest jw friends

  • Tater-T
  • nancy drew
    nancy drew

    Grace seems like a shining star

    i wonder if she plays guitar

    i wonder what she had for dinner

    Or if she is a sweepstakes winner

    It's hard to tell what's on her mind

    The poems she writes are left unsigned

    but she won't get away from us

    even when she starts to cuss

  • mouthy
    mouthy

    A Shining Star?Thats a little Far!
    And what I ate? A plate of Skate.
    A sweepstake winner,I'm NOT a sinner!
    Must NEVER gamble...You do so ramble
    I was taught by the Watchtower crew
    If I did that ,Paradise I would never view!!

  • nancy drew
    nancy drew

    Grace is hiding in her house

    we will sneak in like a mouse

    we'll be quiet on our feet

    and we'll eat up every treat

    all we'll leave is just a crumb

    and a bunch of chewed up gum

    this thread continues to unwind

    it goes until the end of time

  • mouthy
    mouthy

    There once was a lady named Nancy
    I'm afraid she is Taters fancy.
    I cannot think why?
    He sounds like he'll cry
    If she ever said goodbye!!!
    She climbed in my house
    Yep.she's that kind of louse.
    I'll admit she can write
    She is as high as a kite

  • Tater-T
    Tater-T

    For this post to continue to chime

    One must first learn to rhyme

    Of which I am no master

    Dear Nancy is the fairest and much faster

    so practice I'll make

    and someday Nancy I'll take

    If she could be mine

    My world would be devine

  • mouthy
    mouthy

    Oh LORD OH LORD!
    Taters on board
    What more can I say?
    I will pray just pray!
    That Nancy his fancy
    Has gone far away!

    ALL DAY!!!!!

  • nancy drew
    nancy drew

    Grace woke up one thunderous night

    In her kitchen she saw a light

    It must be Nancy was her deduction

    but instead it was an alien abduction

    off they took her to their ship

    then of course they told her strip

    but she spit in their aiien eye

    and then they all began to cry

    they beamed her back and shot away

    and headed for the milky way

  • nancy drew
    nancy drew

    Is anyone still wondering?

  • mouthy
    mouthy

    How do you know I didnt strip?
    I did you know ,while on this trip
    They were amazed at my lovely Bod
    Many of the aliens gave a NOD!!!
    They all bowed down,to take a looky
    Many even asked for Nooky!
    But being me!!!I had the key!!
    I gave them " Truth will set you Free"
    A book I hoped they might read,
    A bunch of old men,that would lead
    The Faithful slave they called themselves.
    That is when I left with the ELVES!!!

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